Freak your nuts off, you slags! Here he is: The perfect patsy, a man equally horrifying and funny, Birmingham's Larry Langford.

Municipal meeting minutes include: The ballad of wesley dingus, rockin’ the sublurbs, Christian Martini Magic, wearing all my blazers at once, don’t get your bikino in a twist, the Hubris Parade, the Quinquangle, and Oh right! The Bribes.

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