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Ho, ho—horrific. Just in time for the holiday season, we’ve unwrapped a special gift for you in your podcast feed: a previously Patreon-only episode that digs deep into one of the most infamous Christmas crimes of all time—the murder of JonBenét Ramsey.
 
Join us as we sift through ransom notes, broken windows, and bowlfuls of good southern common sense to uncover why this case remains as tangled as a string of Christmas lights. From the baffling evidence to the avalanche of theories, we’ll sleigh our way through the twists, turns, and missteps of the investigation.
 
So grab your stocking, fill it with skepticism, and let’s crack this cold case—because nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a tragic mystery wrapped in scandal and sealed with duct tape.
 PSA: Don’t trust anyone who eats pineapple and milk with a spoon.

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