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In a quiet room meant for rest, a woman begins to see something behind the pattern — something alive, something watching, something waiting…

What starts as confinement becomes revelation in this haunting classic of psychological horror and feminist rebellion.

Turn down the lights, and look closer…

Fresh from ZSM HQ — because it’s always midnight somewhere.

Music for this episode has been sourced from Pixabay, mostly from the very talented GregorQuendel: https://pixabay.com/users/gregorquendel-19912121/

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Music and additional effects sourced from Fesliyan, Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0).

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The crypt doors creak open once more as Stephanie and Zach resurrect last year’s Patreon-only Halloween Spooktacular for the main feed—slightly abridged, freshly exhumed, and scrubbed of its cursed (read: licensed) tunes.

Join us for a chaotic séance of devil stories, urban legends, absurd games, and true-crime tangents that should’ve stayed buried. Neither host knew what the other was bringing, which—as usual—turned out to be both the best and worst idea imaginable.

Expect laughter, chills, questionable accents, and the lingering sense that the podcast is coming from inside the house.

 **Originally a Patreon-exclusive episode; this version has been lightly trimmed and re-stitched for the mortal realm**

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For the next installment in our Midnight Mini series, Stephanie reads another J.B. Stamper classic, The Jigsaw Puzzle:

A quiet night. An old puzzle. A picture that wasn’t meant to be finished. Turn down the lights, and piece this one together - if you dare...

Stephanie’s sharing her childhood nightmare fuel - so now it’s yours too, congrats!

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From the twisted mind who brought you Psycho, and the voice that brings you Zachsolved Mysteries — our latest Midnight Drop descends into Robert Bloch’s “A Home Away From Home.” Turn the lights down, get cozy, and ignore those whispers in the hall...

Story written by Robert Bloch. Music and additional effects sourced from Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0).

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A bite-size treat while we’re between seasons—and to get you in the spoooooky mood! Stephanie narrates one of her childhood faves, JB Stamper’s classic chiller “The Furry Collar,” with sound design that crawls under your skin. It’s short, creepy, and perfect for a late-night scare.

This is just a taste of what’s coming: our 2nd Annual Spooooktober Spectacular Livestream will be open to EVERYONE, so be sure to mark your calendars for Monday, Oct 13 @ 6:30pm CT. We’ll drop more surprise minis leading up to Halloween, so keep an eye on your feed for spooky stuff! 🎃

Story written by J.B. Stamper, from the collection Tales for the Midnight Hour. Music and additional effects sourced from Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0).

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It’s our Season 2 finale - extra-sized to keep you satiated through the rest of the summer - and we’re sending it off with a Molotov bang, a brushstroke of burnt umber, and a head tilt sharp enough to open an envelope.

In this episode, we allow you to escape the way only Oklahomans can—through a dumb, understaffed county jail and an open-door policy that would shock even the Kool-Aid Man. We meet a murderous couple in New Jersey who took sibling rivalry to a whole new level, then visit fair Florence, Italy and hang out with a genius. From there, we ride Stack’s coat tails to Rhode Island, where a missing wife and a husband with a thesaurus leave us with more questions than answers. And to round it out, we uncover a furry browed scam artist in Florida who steals from the government at a dry tortoise’s pace. So come and UNALIVE your boredom with Zach and Stephanie on ZACHSOLVED MYSTERIES!

See you in the fall for Season 3 (unless we fake our deaths first...) And hey, if you miss us, we’re not really gone—join our Patreon for our Summer of Mortality series! We’ll be dropping fresh chaos all summer long over there, even while the main feed is on vacation.

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This week, we go digging for the truth—and end up unearthing royalty, Rasputin, and a surprisingly efficient storage hack.

First, a woman with no name—and plenty of scars—emerges from a German asylum claiming a past that might be tragic, imperial, or both. Then, a small-town sheriff learns the hard way that holiday spirit doesn’t mix well with foster system red tape. And finally, a criminal mastermind introduces a space-saving solution so bold, you’ll never look at dust bunnies the same way again.

Plus, ZSM Theatre returns with daytime talk show DNA tests, disembodied mystics, and a Real Housewives-style vodka launch that ends in blood, glass, and at least one misplaced weave.

Mystery, mayhem, and multiple identities—because the only thing harder than proving who you are is convincing everyone you're not someone else.

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This week, we go vertical.

Zach and Stephanie scale the suspicious scaffolding of Unsolved Mysteries: The Netflix Reboot, kicking off with a case so absurd, it could’ve been sponsored by OtterBox and the Freemasons. We’re talking flip-flops, physics, and a suicide theory that collapses under the weight of basic physics.

Plus:
- ZSM Theatre returns with law enforcement dumbassery, legal loophole Olympics, and a maintenance worker who moonlights in “alterations”.
- Stephanie unveils a few eyebrow-raising facts Netflix left out.
- Zach debunks gravity. Emotionally.

Don’t miss it—unless you’re too busy trying to figure out how a cell phone survived a fatal plunge unscathed. In that case… you might already be part of the legal team.

Music and additional effects sourced from Fesliyan, Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0).

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Get ready for an episode that jumps from haunted hilarity to heartbreaking mysteries faster than you can say “tweed jacket.” This week, we confront a killer who might’ve gone from the woods to the stage, investigate a family tragedy with more questions than answers, and share a reunion story that brings tears (and maybe a pistol or two). Plus, there’s a predator on the loose in Buffalo whose methods make your skin crawl—and yes, he’s the reason your cereal tastes funny. We also sneak in a brand-new ZSM Theatre segment, where things get even weirder. 

Join us - because when the lights go out, even the ghosts can't resist a good punchline.

Please learn more about the mission to find justice for Keith Warren and for those who loved him: https://www.thekeithwarrenjusticesite.com/

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We can already feel the summer heat rolling in like a freight train, so we thought it was the perfect time to crack open this frosty treat from our archives - a little holiday AC for your brain, if you will.

Originally released in December of 2023, this episode is one of our funniest - filled with chaos, religious relics, Bill O'Reilly’s falafel fiasco, and more. It's an early Christmas gift to you, minus the wrapping paper.

Summer may be coming in hot, but a little holiday chaos is the perfect way to cool things down and keep your spirits high. We’ll be back next week with a new episode – in the meantime, stay frosty, stay mysterious, and stay tuned!

Music and additional effects sourced from Fesliyan, Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0).

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