PREZ: SMALL POTATOES, BIG BILL

Prez walked into his office and slapped the desk, leaned int the mike, and declared: "War in Iran? Small potatoes! Small potatoes. The PREZ says this while a budget watchdog, according to Fortune-reports the conflict is costing about $3 billion a month, with $38 billion already spent. Small potatoes.

PREZ: SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH:

My eyes caught an article that fairly gagged me. I know it was AI-rendered, bu it sure did change the complexion of our Prez. Instead of his hair turning white, it turned Burnette. So what do my wonderin' eyes appeared but a burnette0haired PREZ all fit to inspire fear.

PREZ_ REPUBLICANS FAIL TO ERASE ONE OF THE PREZ_S GREATEST FEAR Republicans fail to erase one of Prez's greatest fears as Supreme Court measure collapses. There's fear nside the highest office in the land. A reprot from Fox News journalist Elizabeth Elkind says congressional Republisans have failed to advance a measure that would expand the Supreme Court from nine justices to eleven. The idea isn't new, and it isn't subtle. It was designed to address one of the Prez's long-running anxieties: the fear that a future Court could turn against him.

PREZ_ RED STATE RANCHERS FURIOUS AT THE PREZ According to a report from The Detroit News and USA TODAY, cattle ranchers in one of America's reddest states are furious, and their anger is aimed directly at the Prez. Not the media. Not Washington. Not environmentalists. The Prez. And, they're not whispering it, they're shouting it across the pastures.

I’m taking y’all back to a time in our woods when the top animal — the one who thought he ran the whole territory — decided he was gonna slap economic sanctions on the rest of us forest dwellers. Why? Because we didn’t fall in line with a brand‑new law he cooked up. A dumb idea from the start, but that didn’t stop him from trying to enforce it.

Tonight we take a lighter look at our national security because sometimes clarity come not from fear, but from humor. There's a story in the National Security Journal about a certain leader; we'll call him Turnip who may have a problem. According to the reporting, up to four hundred shoulder-fired anti-air missiles are allegedly headed from China to Iran. Beijing denies it, but the situation raises questions, concerns, and a few eyebrows.

Prez's approval rating drops among white voters by a new set of approval numbers that caught a lot of analysts off guard. According to recent reports, the Prez approval rating has taken a noticeable downturn not among Democrats, not among independents, but among white voters, a demographic that has historically been one of his strongest bases of support.

The King's New Orders is a parable about power, paperwork, and a very busy monarch. In the Kingdom of Republica, the King had a habit: whenever the realm grew restless, whenever the winds shifted, whenever the council whispered too loudly, he would retreat to his chamber and sign orders. Dozens of them. Sometimes hundreds. There was no rhyme or reason to it. He just signed them.

PREZ stated he wouldn't have run for president if he'd known it was a dangerous job. He believed that the PREZ held high honor, prestige, applause and endless adoration until reality tapped him on the shoulder.

Current Prez guilty as campaign promise not delivered. Cutting electrical costs in half. In fact, they have risen instead.