Primary Attribute Incorporated

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 239 episodes available.

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November 29, 2025 214 – Depth-First Search
The split party moves swift and silent as they search the facility for clues on how to get it back up and running, all while being stalked by sinister creatures. Or, at least, they try to.
OG Vons tries to build a sense of safety. Jyessi hears a chorus cry out. Weldroa frets about friends. Cool Vons goes under the clothes.
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1h 6min
November 19, 2025 213 – Evil Glow In The Dark Stars
The party enters a place full of the signs of struggle, magic gone wrong, and death. Then a strange song drifts up from the depths…
Original Recipe Vons searches for a smackerel. Wealthy has a theory. Cool Vons finds a reference volume. Jyessi asks for directions.
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1h
November 13, 2025 212 – The Forgotten Facility
The party arrives at the secondary facility and attempts to get inside. Easier said than done. I'm sure there's no good reason for these barriers. Or the written warnings. It's fine.
Wealdroa has a bone to pick with everyone. Cool Vons gets methodical. Jyessi does forensics. Original Recipe Vons finally finishes off Billy.
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1h 3min
October 31, 2025 SA022 – Halloween Special 2025!: Vons’s House of 1001 Spirits
It's our annual Halloween special! Vons is on the beach. The skies are grey, the rocks are alarmingly non-slick, and he has no idea how he got there. It begins to rain. But there's a familiar building nearby. Surely it's safe in there.
Vons tries a subscription model. Jyessi pushes a ball. Grickx knows pool as she is played. Wealthy sucks someone in.
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P.S. Given we did two episodes this week to make sure this was out for Halloween, there won't be a new episode posted next week. See y'all again on November 12th!
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1h 11min
October 29, 2025 SA021 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 2)
We finish out Punch Buddies Club(house)! There is: a twist. Also, violence!
Vons only wants what's best for his buddy. Jyessi feels left out. Driving goes poorly for everyone. Gex is something beautiful. Philadelphia makes an appearance.
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P.S. Our Halloween episode should be out later this week!
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55min
October 22, 2025 SA020 – Punch Buddies Club (Part 1)
We're taking a quick break from our regularly-scheduled adventure due to irregular schedules! In its stead we present another fine Acting for your enjoyment. I'm sure you'll never guess what it is from the title.
Jyessi is defined by stuff. Vons is so cool he gives Cool Vons a run for his money. Lucky gives into player bleed. Gex has faith in people's critical thinking skills.
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1h 11min
October 17, 2025 211 – Pump the Shaft
The party scrambles to secure the flooded crystal chamber as cracks in its magic core threaten a breach that could kill them all. All they have to do is kill the enemies threatening to crush them, fix several subsystems, try to pump out a few hundred thousand cubic feet of water, and make sure the core doesn't explode while they do it. Easy.
Steamboat Willie has spear-it. Vons sticks to tested solutions. Jyessi anticlimaxes. Weldroa attempts heroics. Grickx knows every bit helps. Cool Vons goes Looney Tunes.
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1h 5min
October 09, 2025 210 – Thwoooong
Fights in whirlpools and on treacherous catwalks, forgetting to take care of yourself, extreme sports, and plumbing issues. It's like college all over again.
Original Recipe Vons finds an AOE sympathizer. Jyessi grooves to good vibrations. Steamboat Willie isn't a loon; he's a gannet. Weldroa gets Vons's good shit. Cool Vons cuts a lifeline. Grickx is The Great Communicator.
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Bonus animal corner!
Gannets are nuts!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vaFl6J87s
Loons are cute!: https://www.reddit.com/r/birding/comments/i2exvn/underwater_shot_of_a_common_loon_taken_while/
Both!: Are very good.
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1h 9min
September 27, 2025 209 – Magic Items Not Needed
As they delve on towards the core, the party encounters a large room full of water. Historically, nothing bad has ever happened in these, so there's nothing to worry about. Oh wait, was that the highly-immersive sound of someone being pulled under the water???
Cool Vons pulls a knife. Weldroa embraces the Iron Age. Steamboat Willie drinks underwater. Original Recipe Vons shoots his shot. Jyessi makes herself the center of attention. Grickx definitely knows what he's doing.
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1h 18min
September 21, 2025 SA019 – The Number Grid (Part 3)
We conclude The Number Grid! With the lobby successfully conquered, Shades and Trio take flight to rescue Mephistopheles. Will the pair reach them before Agent Blacksmith can break them and get the access codes to The Narrows? Who will turn out to be The Guy? How far off the rails can the plot go in a single session? Listen to find out!
Grickx joins the rotary club. Jyessi gives critical feedback. Wealthy doesn't mind the gap.
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57min

FAQs about Primary Attribute Incorporated:

How many episodes does Primary Attribute Incorporated have?

The podcast currently has 239 episodes available.