Primary Attribute Incorporated

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 250 episodes available.

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February 13, 2026 224 – No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorm
The party convenes the leadership of the Arx Council to report their findings. It's time to make a tough decision: where's the best place to park.
Jyessi makes a friend out of a coworker. Wealdroa desires a deep dive. Steamboat Willie readies to rebuild. Cool Ranch Vons is overcome with wanderlust. Grickx brings his engineering prowess to the fore. OG Vons knows that when everyone's falling, it's good to be in the glue business.
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1h 8min
February 08, 2026 223 – The Return of Skeleton Puppetry
The party's quieted down the city's core for now, and they even all lived to tell the tale. Unfortunately, being alive means they now have to do things like "make decisions" and "plan." Eugh. Maybe getting microwaved by magic would have been better.
Cool Vons plays "what's that smell?" Steamboat Willie tries to keep a friend out of trouble. Jyessi wants to know what's in a name. Wealdroa turns down valuable building materials. Grickx does a heroic level of peer review. OG Vons has a revelation.
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1h 5min
January 28, 2026 222 – Gravity is Subjective
The party is going to get this core locked down or die trying. Let's see which one they go with.
Cool Vons has that mid-air energy. Jyessi ponders reaction intensity. Wealdroa warms up. Grickx drives the magic bus.
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P.S. The diagram mentioned in our episode is up on the site for your viewing pleasure! Check it out at https://primaryattribute.com/core-concepts-maps/
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1h 24min
January 25, 2026 221 – The Zoomies Most Foul
The core proves resistant to the party's attempts to fix it, but they won't let a little magical bolt of energy here and there get them down! Unless it kills them. I guess they'd be pretty down if that happened.
Best not to get hit, then. Easy!
Jyessi slices and dices. Cool Vons does a flip. Grickx gives clear instructions. Wealdroa gets a little hug.
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P.S. Would you like some clarification on how the core is laid out? We got you! See this post on our site: https://primaryattribute.com/core-concepts-maps/
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48min
January 14, 2026 220 – Too Hard for The Great Squirrello?
Into the core! It's finally time to see the heart of the Arx, and what can be done to maintain it. It probably just needs a little spackle and some fresh paint, right? Maybe a dusting?
Grickx faces his greatest maintenance challenge yet. Wealdroa and gravity duel once again. Cool Vons bodyguards. Jyessi makes a breakthrough.
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1h 9min
January 08, 2026 219 – Current Status
After finding out that The Great Wizard Dave has come down with a rather nasty case of skeleton-itis, the party gets ready to wreck his graduation orb. And possibly steal his bones. No respect, these people.
Wealdroa tries to resist peer pressure. Cool Vons infodumps. Grickx makes sure there's no pressure, man. Jyessi cuts the Davian knot. Steamboat Willie's cool out here. Original Recipe Vons sprays his sticky stuff all over everyone.
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1h 11min
January 01, 2026 218 – The Inevitable Kind of Surprise
The secondary facility is back online and it's time to find the Great Wizard Dave. And more importantly, meet back up with Grickx and Steamboat!
Grickx is back, baby! Vons finds a shiny. Jyessi knows how to talk to teens. Cool Vons wants to know what's hot and what's not. Steamboat Willie knows the rules of the game. Wealdroa tries to squeeze truth from a stone.
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1h 20min
December 25, 2025 SA023 – Solstice 2025!: A Bubble of Candied Whimsy
It's time for our 2025 Solstice Special! The party has a sweet cozy time on the Solstice where absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Just kidding. The CK would never let that happen!
Vons feels a little stiff. Jyessi gets an unenviable designation. Wealthy faces an old foe.
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1h
December 18, 2025 217 – Oh No The Conses of My Quences
Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There's a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace.
It shoots deadly magic at them, instead.
Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype. Original Recipe Vons ponders parenting.
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1h 14min
December 14, 2025 216 – Die Hard on an Arx
The party tries to regroup, which is going to be tricky given three of the four of them are holed up behind barricades. Good communication is the only thing that can save them.
…They're doomed.
Original Recipe Vons makes some noise. Wealdroa pokes something with a stick. Jyessi needs to work on her scene framing. Cool Vons explains a classic.
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1h 12min

FAQs about Primary Attribute Incorporated:

How many episodes does Primary Attribute Incorporated have?

The podcast currently has 250 episodes available.