Primary Attribute Incorporated

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 247 episodes available.

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January 25, 2026 221 – The Zoomies Most Foul
The core proves resistant to the party's attempts to fix it, but they won't let a little magical bolt of energy here and there get them down! Unless it kills them. I guess they'd be pretty down if that happened.
Best not to get hit, then. Easy!
Jyessi slices and dices. Cool Vons does a flip. Grickx gives clear instructions. Wealdroa gets a little hug.
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P.S. Would you like some clarification on how the core is laid out? We got you! See this post on our site: https://primaryattribute.com/core-concepts-maps/
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48min
January 14, 2026 220 – Too Hard for The Great Squirrello?
Into the core! It's finally time to see the heart of the Arx, and what can be done to maintain it. It probably just needs a little spackle and some fresh paint, right? Maybe a dusting?
Grickx faces his greatest maintenance challenge yet. Wealdroa and gravity duel once again. Cool Vons bodyguards. Jyessi makes a breakthrough.
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1h 9min
January 08, 2026 219 – Current Status
After finding out that The Great Wizard Dave has come down with a rather nasty case of skeleton-itis, the party gets ready to wreck his graduation orb. And possibly steal his bones. No respect, these people.
Wealdroa tries to resist peer pressure. Cool Vons infodumps. Grickx makes sure there's no pressure, man. Jyessi cuts the Davian knot. Steamboat Willie's cool out here. Original Recipe Vons sprays his sticky stuff all over everyone.
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1h 11min
January 01, 2026 218 – The Inevitable Kind of Surprise
The secondary facility is back online and it's time to find the Great Wizard Dave. And more importantly, meet back up with Grickx and Steamboat!
Grickx is back, baby! Vons finds a shiny. Jyessi knows how to talk to teens. Cool Vons wants to know what's hot and what's not. Steamboat Willie knows the rules of the game. Wealdroa tries to squeeze truth from a stone.
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1h 20min
December 25, 2025 SA023 – Solstice 2025!: A Bubble of Candied Whimsy
It's time for our 2025 Solstice Special! The party has a sweet cozy time on the Solstice where absolutely nothing goes wrong.
Just kidding. The CK would never let that happen!
Vons feels a little stiff. Jyessi gets an unenviable designation. Wealthy faces an old foe.
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1h
December 18, 2025 217 – Oh No The Conses of My Quences
Each party member sees their reflection in the eyes of the Nonocculus. There's a brief moment of eye contact, where it seems the two sides of this fight might finally understand each other and find peace.
It shoots deadly magic at them, instead.
Cool Vons sets fire on fire. Wealdroa feels sick. Jyessi gets hype. Original Recipe Vons ponders parenting.
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1h 14min
December 14, 2025 216 – Die Hard on an Arx
The party tries to regroup, which is going to be tricky given three of the four of them are holed up behind barricades. Good communication is the only thing that can save them.
…They're doomed.
Original Recipe Vons makes some noise. Wealdroa pokes something with a stick. Jyessi needs to work on her scene framing. Cool Vons explains a classic.
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1h 12min
December 05, 2025 215 – There’s A Children’s Song Coming Closer
The dreaded creature gives chase! To one squad. The others, meanwhile, bravely take advantage of the distraction and keep exploring to figure this place out. Clearly equally perilous situations.
Weldroa goes down the hatch. Cool Vons has a very close encounter. Jyessi doesn't sugar coat the truth. OG Vons is an old man.
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1h 12min
November 29, 2025 214 – Depth-First Search
The split party moves swift and silent as they search the facility for clues on how to get it back up and running, all while being stalked by sinister creatures. Or, at least, they try to.
OG Vons tries to build a sense of safety. Jyessi hears a chorus cry out. Weldroa frets about friends. Cool Vons goes under the clothes.
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1h 6min
November 19, 2025 213 – Evil Glow In The Dark Stars
The party enters a place full of the signs of struggle, magic gone wrong, and death. Then a strange song drifts up from the depths…
Original Recipe Vons searches for a smackerel. Wealthy has a theory. Cool Vons finds a reference volume. Jyessi asks for directions.
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How many episodes does Primary Attribute Incorporated have?

The podcast currently has 247 episodes available.