Primary Attribute Incorporated

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 265 episodes available.

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June 04, 2026 233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit
Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk.
Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn't take "don't worry about it" for an answer.
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46min
May 30, 2026 232 – Always Have a Backup
It's always good to have a backup plan, so the party works on building themselves (and the citizenry) another escape route. As a bonus, they to get to visit with a few old friends!
Steamboat shakes down. Vons is proud of what he's accomplished. Grickx puts together a mandatory training. Wealdroa finds a way to put magic missile into everything they do. Jyessi plans family picture day.
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1h 11min
May 21, 2026 SA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)
We're back for Part 2 of our dive into other RPGs we dig. This week we cover Night Witches; loose, improv-heavy games; and take a dive into accessibility in RPGs.
Whit receives recognition as an author. Adam enforces. Erin shares one of their great unsolved mysteries. Ian checks the sadness meter.
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1h
May 16, 2026 SA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)
This week, we try something a little different and talk about some other RPGs we enjoy! I know, we're *so* brave to admit it's okay to like more than one game. In our first of two episodes, we cover In Nomine and the Dresden Files RPG.
Let us know if you enjoy these sorts of episodes! We'd be happy to do more if y'all find it interesting.
Whit recounts a teenaged misunderstanding. Ian thinks it's the children that are wrong. Adam pulls out the ol' Cuban Missile Crisis comparison. Erin shares thoughts about French Catholicism.
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40min
May 06, 2026 231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of.
Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes 'em thicc.
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1h 4min
May 02, 2026 230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
Vons has to hurry, or he'll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn't be Vons if there wasn't at least one tangent along the way.
Oh, and some other party members show up or something.
Vons gets his paws all over someone else's equipment. Jyessi knows a little Kindness goes a long way. Wealdroa has a personal conversation in public. Grickx checks his reputation score.
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1h
April 23, 2026 229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy
The party continues to prepare for the upcoming landing. Whether that be by honing their weapons, considering what sort of body they want to ride into battle, or keeping themselves emotionally healthy by spending time with loved ones. I know, the last one feels off-brand to me, too.
Steamboat Willie makes something worthy of the Red Bull Flugtag. Wealdroa goes to a smoke shop. Jyessi's pretty sure they're supposed to talk about feelings now.
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1h 17min
April 19, 2026 228 – Kobold Nipple Lore
It's time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes.
Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a hot mic situation. Vons gets somewhere he shouldn't.
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1h 12min
April 06, 2026 227 – Unpronounceable
The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion.
Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos.
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P.S. No new episode on 4/8. We'll be back to our usual schedule on 4/15.
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1h 19min
March 25, 2026 226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb
The party members each take some "me time" to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit!
Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it's done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa gets some interesting news.
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1h 12min

FAQs about Primary Attribute Incorporated:

How many episodes does Primary Attribute Incorporated have?

The podcast currently has 265 episodes available.