Primary Attribute Incorporated

By Primary Attribute Cast

Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through ... more

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The podcast currently has 269 episodes available.

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July 04, 2026 237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose
Steamboat Willie's fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh.
Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat slickens his spear. Grickx busts out the Elven. OG Vons claims ownership. Jyessi dreams of bare-knuckle boxing. Wealdroa struggles to discern between the dream and the real.
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P.S. Scheduling note: no new episode on 7/8. We'll back on 7/15!
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1h 25min
June 28, 2026 236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole
The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions???
Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi finds something in her inventory. Cool Vons poses for the poster. Grickx finds what was in front of him all along. Wealdroa is in a stone box.
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1h 22min
June 23, 2026 235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener
It's time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible?
Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi attempts tactical charades. Cool Ranch Vons is such a ninja, you guys.
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1h 16min
June 15, 2026 234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!
Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now it's time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And let's throw in an emotional betrayal for fun.
Vons runs out of string. Grickx realizes someone missed a backstory cutscene. Jyessi goes euuuuugh. Wealdroa describes non-traditional methods of bonding.
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1h 5min
June 04, 2026 233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit
Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk.
Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn't take "don't worry about it" for an answer.
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46min
May 30, 2026 232 – Always Have a Backup
It's always good to have a backup plan, so the party works on building themselves (and the citizenry) another escape route. As a bonus, they to get to visit with a few old friends!
Steamboat shakes down. Vons is proud of what he's accomplished. Grickx puts together a mandatory training. Wealdroa finds a way to put magic missile into everything they do. Jyessi plans family picture day.
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1h 11min
May 21, 2026 SA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)
We're back for Part 2 of our dive into other RPGs we dig. This week we cover Night Witches; loose, improv-heavy games; and take a dive into accessibility in RPGs.
Whit receives recognition as an author. Adam enforces. Erin shares one of their great unsolved mysteries. Ian checks the sadness meter.
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May 16, 2026 SA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)
This week, we try something a little different and talk about some other RPGs we enjoy! I know, we're *so* brave to admit it's okay to like more than one game. In our first of two episodes, we cover In Nomine and the Dresden Files RPG.
Let us know if you enjoy these sorts of episodes! We'd be happy to do more if y'all find it interesting.
Whit recounts a teenaged misunderstanding. Ian thinks it's the children that are wrong. Adam pulls out the ol' Cuban Missile Crisis comparison. Erin shares thoughts about French Catholicism.
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40min
May 06, 2026 231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of.
Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes 'em thicc.
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1h 4min
May 02, 2026 230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
Vons has to hurry, or he'll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn't be Vons if there wasn't at least one tangent along the way.
Oh, and some other party members show up or something.
Vons gets his paws all over someone else's equipment. Jyessi knows a little Kindness goes a long way. Wealdroa has a personal conversation in public. Grickx checks his reputation score.
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FAQs about Primary Attribute Incorporated:

How many episodes does Primary Attribute Incorporated have?

The podcast currently has 269 episodes available.