Welcome back to our regular stroll down the path of silliness, and through the fields of knobheadery (while hopefully avoiding the dog-egg of plaigiarism) that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most exciting broadcasting since Dirty Den had an unfortunate coming together with a daffodil, this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in utter bullshittery.
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand-up, part-time matador. Once he grabs the bull by the horns, the only place he's likely to lead it is straight into the nearest china shop. Mess will likely ensue.
Last week, we left our heroes - Porridge, his cybernetic badger accomplice Colon, and the ever-homicidal Pirate Captain Bonney - in the midst of a quest to find mythical beasts across the galaxy. Having arrived at Planet Stirling - a planet seemingly populated by emigrants from that Scottish city - our heroes had discovered an entire family of Loch Ness Monsters was being kept in less-than-optimal conditions. Of course this was a wrong in desperate need of righting. Remember, Buckfast gets you fffffflipping drunk very quickly. Onwards, to adventure!
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