<p>If any of you live in a mansion where we can mattress surf please hit our line immediately it is an emergency. Make sure your nails are done and that you straighten your hair or Julie Andrews is going to call you ugly. See you soon.</p>

If any of you live in a mansion where we can mattress surf please hit our line immediately it is an emergency. Make sure your nails are done and that you straighten your hair or Julie Andrews is going to call you ugly. See you soon.

Princess Diaries said stop being poor and ugly

Escape into the early 2000's with two besties who were four years old when the towers fell but have a LOT to discuss. We want to bring you the experience of being at a sleepover in 2004 with a little bit of the vibes of your elementary school library. Your crush has frosted tips and/or a puka shell necklace and all is well.

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Princess Diaries said stop being poor and ugly

Princess Diaries said stop being poor and ugly