If you ate that hamster bedding flavored Special K, you may need to hear this.

We read your childhood teacher stories and add some of our own. This episode has it all. Toilet apples. Carbon monoxide. Knives. Grooming convictions. Bricks. Training children to dispose of bodies. You name it. Also turns out that music and band teachers may need to be rehabilitated for the betterment of society. Peace and love.

Lauren is big mad and rambling in this exploration of Colorado Springs based far-right Evangelical lobby group, Focus on the Family. They have dirty wigs, and airplane, a slide, and a limitless well of bigotry, what's not to love?

We have so much to say and literally nothing of substance. Why were the skater guys in high school so fond of the f slur? Only time will tell. We talk about Tony Hawk obviously kind of. And Max Goof inevitably.

Maybe we would have been better off if the y2k bug had wiped us out on January 1st 2000. But it didn't! So instead you have to listen to this episode.

Did anyone else succumb to the horrors of America's Next Top Model in their adolescence? Raise your hand if you were scared. Me too. I was really, really scared.

THANK YOU Jess for joining us this episode.

We are so back. What did we miss. Anything bad? Surely nothing bad.

JOIN US as we look back on the US presidents in our lifetime as we lament about the general nature of everything right now. DON'T make me get sentimental but we missed you all and perhaps need this podcast as a coping mechanism. We offer it humbly to you as well.

What is the most incredible thing you ever did for a crush when you were a child? Went to the hospital in an ambulance for the bit? Learned all the lyrics to every Eminem song? Maybe physically injured them? Join us to hear some of y'alls stories and the INCESSANT sound of Lauren's dryer running in the background (I am beyond saving).

Welcome back to us YAPPING and this week we are trying to remember the plots of the 3 Spy Kids films 99% from memory (goes badly) and then Kassie gets so excited about the differences between spies and secret agents that she gets chills. Tangents include pirates, cowboys, and Antonio Banderas.