16 will enter, 1 will emerge! 

Dad tells 16 stories, and Sonny Bunkbed and special guest/cousin Avster Lobster Mobster choose the Ultimate Role Model.

The Privacy Boys created our own online quiz in real life! This episode is for anyone who needs career assessment help, and also anyone who ever wanted a friend named Cauliflower! 

If you'd like the questions, hit us up on Twitter @db1200 or leave a comment. 

Much love from us to you :) 

The Privacy Boys take some online quizzes for career advice, and learn something about themselves along the way. 

And if you haven't figured it out yet, there's an unnecessary foghorn in the beginning. This will be your last warning! 

Scorsadie makes a return to the recording studio, and the Privacy Boys discuss science, technology, and content creation. 

All poll voting can be found on twitter: @db1200

We're baaaaaaaaack! The Privacy Boys return to discuss what it's like to move across the ocean, Elon Musk, various sounds, and more! 

Thank you to all the listeners who listened during our year off - Sonny and Dad we're floored to see the love and support!

We get deeply theological recording from Monsey, NY. Featuring the return of Mei-Squared!  

Featuring special guest The Original! 

The Privacy Boys get into climate change, Reverse Thanksgiving, deadly Farmer's Markets, and more! 

Secrets are disclosed in this episode, which features a little bit of singing, a little bit of soccer, a little bit of dog, a little bit of yeet!, and a little bit of sheeeeeeesh.

To the extent they're different.

The Privacy Boys also tackle ethical questions and make an announcement re: some exciting upcoming personal news! 

The Privacy Boys welcome a special guest, Sonny Bunkbed's cousin Mei-Mei! The group compare, contrast, and analyze 32 different mythical creatures, including the Shug Monkey, Demon Cat, and the Salmon of Wisdom!  

We're on the road the next couple of weeks, so apologies on the audio - we can only pack one mic when we travel.