Tick tock, flip flop, crop top, shop mop. If you don’t know, you know

When the going gets tough, the pyramids were built by Pharaoh. Do you know how they were built? Write in.

Set in 19th century Greece, the Alabamie Shake was invented. Not invested, but invented.

Do you suffer from severe diabetes? Sucks to be you, loser.

Eventually, everyone gets AIDS. According to statisticians .

Huckleberry, two-timing, hip hop dragonfly.

Try and take this one down, Paramount. Good luck!

Saturday morning cartoons will never be the same, once we get our hands on the secret formula for Diet Dr. Pepper (not Mr. Pibb).

Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Boot-scootin’ freelance architect.

This one is all over the place. When Dan isn’t around, we go way off script.