Strengths and weaknesses, record predictions, and each team's #1 most outrageous made-up storyline of the year -- it's football chat time!

 

(1:00) The pals are JUICED! Dan and Andre banter about that word's origin and shout out to Lizzo. 

 

AFC SOUTH

(5:45) Indianapolis Colts - Andrew Luck doesn't owe anything to anyone and now the rest of his team is in a pickle.  Cameo by professional etiquette.

(10:53) Houston Texans - All aboard the crazy trades! No GM means nobody's in charge. Will it work? Cameo by Deshaun Watson's life flashing before his eyes.

(17:36) Jacksonville Jaguars - Can Nick Foles thrive again? Can the defense bounce back? Cameo by sliding into DMs.

(25:49) Tennessee Titans - Do we believe in Mariota? (Hint: No.) Cameo by the juggernaut.

 

AFC EAST

(29:47) Miami Dolphins - The Fish Tank! Get it? Cameo by giving up.

(37:46) New England Patriots - They just keep winning. Cameo by volcanoes.

(42:38) Buffalo Bills - Josh Allen just looks so good in shorts. Andre repeats his "intentional turnover" theory without realizing he already said it in the last episode. Cameo by shorts.

(48:30) NY Jets - Hey Darnold! Move it, football head! Cameo by John Cusack.

AFC WEST

(54:03) Denver Broncos - Mama mia is Vic Fangio good at defense. Cameo by Dan's optimism.

(1:01:05) Kansas City Chiefs - Patrick Mahomes likes ketchup, which is what this team will have to do if they can't sort out that defense. Cameo by morality.

(1:06:14) LA Chargers - Philip Rivers keeps pumping out kids and playoff losses. Cameo by SoCal geography. 

(1:16:21) Oakland Raiders - Will they fail in a spectacular fashion? Or just in a normal fashion? Cameo by Antonio Brown's occupational hazards.

 

AFC NORTH

(1:20:06) Cleveland Browns - Cleveland doesn't suck anymore. Cameo by threepeats.

(1:27:39) Baltimore Ravens - Run 'n' gun 'n' fun with Lamar Jackson at the helm. Dan and Andre differ in their predictions! Cameo by the analytics guys once again.

(1:32:00) Pittsburgh Steelers - The Steelers just replace their guys and stay just as good. What's up with that? Cameo by Good Will Hunting.

(1:39:38) Cincinnati Bengals - New coach, who dis? Cameo by Marvin Lewis' depression.

 

(1:45:58) Dan and Andre go over their playoff seeds and Super Bowl predictions. Cameo by hire us, ESPN.