We Fix The League

First things first, we want your feedback! Let us know what you want to hear as we move into the offseason. We cannot stress enough how accommodating we are.

Twitter: @andrepegeron @danielofconnell. 

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In this year-end recap, we talk headlines:

-They played all the games

-Tom Brady is the GOAT and we kinda hate it but are kinda relieved

-Too much talent at the Aaron position

-We have ALWAYS had Justin “Rainbowsh” Herbert’s back

We go division-by-division, handing out team awards including the:

-Reduced Smooches Award

-Jansport Backpack “Carry the Team” Award

-Tide Clean Jerseys Award

-And a special award for the team that won it all

That’s it for this season! We’re taking a couple weeks off.

Thanks for being a pal in 2020-2021!

BANTER: We become experts in Horse Law. We apply our knowledge of Horse Law to discuss parking, density, and zoning as they relate to community.

(23:40) Dog - NFL player pun name segment

(30:26) Football time!

We talk about Super Bowl LV in Tampa and what it means to host the Super Bowl in Florida (please remember to keep your gatherings below 24,836 people).

About the game itself, we discuss:

-”We are dang nostradamuses” once again

We still have a “season recap” episode left to go, but with the season coming to an end, we are looking to shape the future of the podcast. And you, dear listener, can shape it with your hands! Reach out to us on Twitter: @danielofconnell @andrepegeron. What do you like? What do you not like? Any requests? Let us know, pals!

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Andre and Dan break down the Super Bowl, why American cities are poorly designed, and the prop bets you should know for the upcoming Puppy Bowl

Nothing in this episode or show notes is intended as financial advice. Also, hold GME, you cowards.

BANTER: We discuss the Highlander movie franchise and our preferred combat maneuvers (hint: lots of cowardice). Then, we critique the stock market, business incentives, and the cultural values surrounding them. How do we move forward when these systems are so flawed? Andre discusses a small local politics win as a model.

(1:03:20) We discuss last weekend’s AFC and NFC championship games.

Bucs-Packers: We predicted the future. The Bucs won. The Packers made yet another terrible decision.

Chiefs-Bills: America is sad. Mahomes is happy. The Chiefs only need to play 1 good quarter of football. Again we called it.

Super Bowl preview to come next week.

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An intro discussion about walkable communities, college campuses, and the politics of fulfillment.

(37:46) We break down the four games in order:

Rams-Packers: We are open about hating the Packers

Bills-Ravens: What can the Ravens do to build for next season? How cute are the Bills? Very cute.

Chiefs-Browns: Let Chad Henne play in the Super Bowl. 

Bucs-Saints: The Bucs should sign Drew Brees' son to play receiver.

We look forward to championship weekend. Only 3 football games left!

As always: @andrepegeron and @danielofconnell on twitter.

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We talk about poop (sorry) and then we talk about sandwiches and football.

In order:

Bills-Colts

Seahawks-Rams

WFT-Bucs

Titans-Ravens

Saints-Bears (with Nickelodeon broadcast breakdown)

Steelers-Browns

We give our predictions for the next round including spicy takes of the week.

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BANTER: We arrange a meet ‘n greet. Pleasant!

(5:38) TANK LEAGUE: We toss a li’l bone to the bad teams in the league. Then they fight over the bone. Whoops.

(56:20) PLAYOFFS: We break down the games and give our predictions, including our SPICY Super Bowl predictions!

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OPENING BANTER: Dan, have you seen Soul? Also: Christmas media, please invest in Twumbo, and this NSYNC video: https://www.bustle.com/p/the-one-nsync-music-video-youve-probably-never-seen-59643

(18:58) Dwayne Haskins CUT.

(24:48) Detroit Lions coaching staff wasn’t there due to COVID. Was it any different?

We talk about the league’s talent inequality problem and the world’s income inequality problem.

(41:11) How can we use storytelling to help fix some of the woes of culture? We talk parables, fables, rabbits, and whatever the plural of moose is. 

(1:19:03) How will the draft order shake out? How will the playoff picture shake out? How will my etch-a-sketch shake out?

(1:32:36) Spicy Takes of the Week & Proverbial shoutouts

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BANTER: Growth spurts, aging, and athleticism.

(9:48) Dwayne Haskins is kinda the only thing going on. The COVID-19 Shadow Council reconvenes to give him a reckoning and FIX the league to account for this kind of chicanery. America’s #1 apolitical socialist sports show brings you a new policy proposal: Universal Ambiance.

(39:26) The TANK BOWL is still a great idea. The Jets won which is good but bad.

(52:50) GOING ROGUE: It’s mainly about the theme song, but also we look at the coach who got fired this week for GOING ROGUE. We also talk about pokemon.

Nobody cares about the Pro Bowl.

(1:10:53) Spicy Takes of the Week

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Banter: We talk non-fruit foods vis-a-vis the Christmas/Halloween spirit. We also have a PAL VS PAL debate on open borders.

(37:37) Book Chat: “The Immortality Key”

(1:07:39) The only football game