We Fix The League

Special co-host Devin Foreal! (Daniel will be back next week.)

Fruit conspiracy theories -- what they DIDN'T teach you in elementary school!

Eagles talk and the "worst game of the week" leads us to thinking about alternate tiebreakers.

"Worst drive of the week" goes to the Vikings, who looked slapstick in their failure and now might have COVID.

Devin awards Nick Foles a superlative.

Everything Patrick Mahomes does is amazing, including simple things like underhand passes.

Mike Evans' weird day - 2 catches, 2 yards, 2 TDs - what are some other bizarre stat lines from NFL history? What are some that we want to see?

Pretenders and contenders: Which 3-0 team will miss the playoffs? Which 0-3 team still has a shot?

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It's the WE FIX THE LEAGUE week 2 football chat! With special guest Chris Mejia (@tophermejia on Twitter/IG/tiktok)

Intro Banter: We talk cold desserts and memorable childhood moments.

(5:50) Introducing our new segment “Fruit Starting Five” where we make a basketball team out of fruit

(29:32) Philadelphia Eagles talk with Chris: It’s so frustrating to usually be pretty good, the indecency of Nick Foles’ book tour, and what’s the deal with Philly cheese steaks?

Week 2 Recap

(1:01:07) At first we doubted, but the Raiders in Vegas seems kinda sweet

(1:06:14) Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy team, but Chris Mejia has the best fantasy football story of all time

(1:10:02) Championship-level poise out of the Cowboys, namely that they got extremely lucky and the Falcons collapsed

(1:19:42) We are NFC West Nostradamuses...Nostradameses...Nostradami?

(1:36:34) We think we’ve seen Gardner Minshew at the gas station and he makes Baker Mayfield look like crap.

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We have fellow sweetboi and Twitter extraordinaire Garth Purkett ( @garbagecoven ) on to talk Seahawks, Week 1 Madness, and Uniform redesigns

This week we were joined by dear friends Timmy Booth and Carl Powers to talk about the NFL.

It was lovely! Check it out!

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We are joined by our good friend Jim Stewart Allen (@DancingJSA) to talk NFL!

Don't forget to join the show live on Twitch every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 4-7pm PST.

Our first ever Twitch Highlight episode! 

Our good friend Devin Foreal drops by to talk AI, Pass interference, and Jerry's World!

We want to make sure that you guys are still getting a steady stream of podcast goodness so from now on we'll be putting out episodes full of highlights from that week's twitch streams!

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The Pals are comin' to Twitch!

Every week we'll be live on Twitch from 4pm-7pm Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Come hang out, enjoy the chats you already love, but participate more wholly! Chat with us, steer the conversation yourself!

See you Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 4pm to 7pm PST!

It’s the NFL Free Agency Period! And literally no other sports!

BANTER: National Cleanliness League. Dedicated to the game (of washing your hands). Which Black Eyed Pea washes their hands the most?

QUARTERBACK CAROUSEL

(12:34) Tom Brady to Tampa Bay (TB x TB)

(34:38) QB Vacancy in New England

(46:10) Philip Rivers to the Colts

(50:38) Teddy Bridgewater to Carolina

(58:42) Mariota to the Raiders

(1:04:26) TRADE: Nick Foles from the Jags to the Bears

(1:21:35) Andy Dalton - Where will he go? Will he throw passes? Let’s find out!

TEAMS MAKING SPLASHES

(1:24:33) Dolphins: Everyone’s taking their talents to South Beach. Viva la process?

(1:36:50) Worst signing: Literally any running back

THE “COOL PAL” LOOK AT THAT TWEAK

(1:50:14) We take a look at the seven teams looking at jersey changes this year and give our best options for each. Rams (boo), Chargers (yay), Colts (LOOK OUT), Pats (whatever), Browns (old fashioned), Bucs (creamsicles already, you cowards), Falcons (unifying).

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BANTER: The seasons keep coming and they don’t stop coming. What if we all just changed teams every year? We talk about what it means to be a fan, including rivalries, cool jerseys, and shirt sponsors.

(20:10) Yearbook Superlatives! 

(24:30) Country of the Year

(32:20) Theme of the Year (“New Stuff,” “Quarterback Shift Change”)

(49:46) Individual Awards: MVP, offensive/defensive player of the year, rookie of the year, coach of the year, “oh he’s getting pretty good huh” player of the year.

(1:22:14) Year of the Year

(1:24:42) Team awards, including breakout team of the year and a look at the new XFL and star Cardale Jones

(1:36:25) Plays of the Year / Moment of the Year: Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, George Kittle, Deshaun Watson, & Russell Wilson showed us why they’re amazing. The Dolphins make their way into this segment somehow. Are we at the beginning of a Chiefs dynasty?

(1:48:50) Player of the year / moment of the year for our favorite teams: Andre appreciates Kenny Golladay and thinks as hard as he can to try to find even one moment that was good for the Lions. Dan is excited about Courtland Sutton and optimistic about Vic Fangio, especially because he fired a guy,

(1:56:14) Game of the Year: We recap the best games. Bills/Texans, the Super Bowl, Niners/Saints, Niners/Ravens, Seahawks/Rams, Seahawks/Niners, Niners/Seahawks. NBC Sports sucked at picking which games would be exciting.

(2:02:32) Disappointment of the Year: Browns, Panthers, or Falcons? Why were hopes so high?

(2:04:37) Storyline of the Year: true storyline, favorite storyline, and wildcard storyline. What could NFL fans just not shut up about this season?

(2:13:12) Celebration of the Year: A constant presence in the podcast, this segment separates the elite from the great. A dance in Seattle, a near-penalty, celebrations involving real beer and fake beer, and a lovely family moment. 

(2:17:15) The “Sports Media Awards” are swept by an up-and-coming sports/comedy podcast. Truly a great showing. Categories include: Bit of the year, riff of the year, idea of the year. Nominees include “Does football cause brain damage?,” “The NFL Gives Back,” “The Curse of Drew Brees,” “Hype Up Your Team by Bullying the Kicker,” and “Marvin Lewis’ Burden.”

(2:25:24) The final award!

We will keep releasing episodes in the offseason -- draft, free agency, and non-football goofy stuff. We may skip weeks here and there, but we ain’t stoppin’!

That’s it! Thanks for being a pal all season long!