Problem Starters

(AUDIENCE DISCLAIMER: Subject material discussed contains copious amounts of Sunny D drugs and scary ketchup. We keep it toned down for most of the episode, but listener discretion is advised.)

Liam wants a zesty wingman for awkward situations.

Finn goes full playa mode with unexpected consequences.

And the boys wrap up the first ever Spooptober by watching and talking about the next film to enter the echelon of crackhead creature features: Crackcoon. And boy is it a doozy.

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Liam believes the path to justice is psychological torture.

Finn has to do some trauma dumping.

And the boys are clearly menaces to society when the spooky season rolls in, and you should be too!

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Finn has a new challenger for the master of rizz.

Liam finally got Finn to watch a gloriously bad movie.

And the boys give you the full and unwarranted scoop on one of the most terrifyingly campy flicks ever made: Wishmaster. (And yes, you should absolutely watch it in all its dumb glory.)

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Liam can't help but narrate and berate.

Finn is possessed by a New Jersey woman.

And the boys bring together four tales of terror, sure to leave you shaking in fear or dying of laughter. (DISCLAIMER: Some stories contain elements of harm, but we do our best to keep it to a minimum. Listener discretion is advised.)

r/nosleep stories (in case you'd like to read it for yourself or follow along):

"Every Autumn, Our Village Dresses the Scarecrow. My Son Didn't Know Why." by u/AbKane667: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/s/rzJqnaw0qN

"Whatever You Do... Don’t Read This Story." by u/MysteriousWritings7: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/s/3FOchKzirH

"I've Been Exchanging Emails With A High School Friend. I Think Something Horrible Happened To Her." by u/BlairDaniels: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/s/sAMYWOHoHM

"The Thing In The Basement Is Getting Better At Mimicking People (Part 1)." by u/ThatExoGuy: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/s/eyWzzf6pv1

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Story Ambient Music: Horror Atmosphere, by Ieberch (Pixabay)

Finn's in a bathroom humor mood.

Liam doesn't understand the hype in drinking black coffee.

And today, the boys set out to decide one thing: what's the manliest thing ever?

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Liam might be addicted to the Filet O' Fish. (Support the GoFundMe to cover his rehab.)

Finn might just have the key to maintaining the ultimate male form. (No pain, no gain!)

And the boys really want a Killdozer... (Seriously, it looks sick...) Oh yeah, and a buffet. (They're hungry.)

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Finn provides his tips and tricks on the art of looksmaxxing.

Liam wants to start a fight club at Waffle House.

And the boys have no theme for this episode other than throwing out random ideas and just running with it.

(And apologies for the delay on this episode! Starting next week, we'll be back to our regular schedule. Thanks for all the love and support, listeners!!!)

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Liam has a grudge against deer and Subway and won't shut up about it.

Finn can't stop finding every conceivable way to poke fun at people.

And if that wasn’t enough, we're pretty sure the ghost of Elvis is haunting us now. RIP King.

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Pastorman and The Pebble are back and ready to dish out some holy justice!!!

Liam and Finn are back for part 2 of this ridiculous side quest as they round out the rest of the ultimate villain squad: The Sinful Seven. Not only that, but the show's very first call-in guest, Michael, offers his wisdom and expertise as we bring the official lore of the Pastorman Universe to a close... for now...

Until then, enjoy Part 2 of The Adventures of Pastorman and The Pebble!

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It's the side quest to end all side quests, as this one is gonna take up two whole episodes!!! (Stay tuned for part 2)

Liam and Finn go all-in on a truly unexpected side quest and find themselves developing the greatest Christian superhero ever known: Pastorman. Bitten by a Catholic priest, he uses his newfound powers to fight crime and deliver righteous justice.

But who exactly is Pastorman? Who's that bald child that follows him around? And just what sort of dastardly villains are here to stop him? Find out this week as we dive into the origin of the one and only Pastorman!

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