The season finale of Procedural Veneration! = HUGE SPOILERS FOR THE TV SHOW CASTLE IN THIS EPISODE =We tire quickly at spy bullshit forced into a perfectly decent crime show. Hank puts together a scene. The Reverse Flash rears his yellow cowled face.Watch the best (S4 E22 Always), worst (S8 E22 LokSat), and median (S7 E2 Montreal) rated episodes along with us and find out.Content Warnings:

• Homicide

• Undercover boss

• Joss Whedon

We also recognize that crime procedurals often are a form of "Copaganda" by portraying civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light.Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!

In this episode of Procedural Veneration we coerce some content out of Gitmo Girlboss Brenda Leigh-Johnson. Daphne and Hank go good-cop/bad-cop as we delve into the realm of viagra detectives, sniper vengeance, and box seats at the Dodger's game.
Watch the best (S2 E6 To Protect and Serve), worst (S1 E4 Show Yourself), and median (S6E4 Layover) episodes along with us and find out.
Content Warnings: Murder, Mutilation, Drugs, J.K. Simmons
We also recognize that crime procedurals often are a form of "Copaganda" by portraying policing, civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light.
Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!

In this episode of Procedural Veneration we look at just one more thing with detective John Columbo. Dive with Daphne and Hank into the world of baddy commodores, girlboss murderers, and Samuel Loomis' failing winery.

Watch the best (S3 E2 Any Old Port in a Storm), worst (S5 E6 Last Salute to the Commodore), and median (S7E3 Make Me a Perfect Murder) rated episodes along with us and find out.

Content Warnings:Murder, Alcoholism, Wine Snobbery

We also recognize that crime procedurals often are a form of "Copaganda" by portraying civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light

.Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!

The fifth episode of Procedural Veneration, where we outline in what ways Angela Lansbury is beloved and how creepy puppets are. We also do some research to answer the question, what are people stealing at libraries? Watch the best (S1 E18 Murder Takes the Bus), worst (S7 E18 Where Have You Gone, Billy Boy?), and median (S2 E19 Christopher Bundy - Died on Sunday) rated episodes along with us and find out.Content Warnings:This one is pretty tame. Creepy Puppets I guess. We also recognize that crime procedurals often are a form of "Copaganda" by portraying civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light.Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!

In the fourth episode of Procedural Veneration, we find our way down to Miami Florida, for some titties and crime, as we dive into the moral whirlpools of CSI: Miami. Buckle in, put on your sunglasses, and get ready to overlook some extrajudicial manslaughter.

We watched the best (S6E21 Going Ballistic), worst (S4E22 Open Waters), and median (S10E6 By the Book) rated episodes to deliver to you the most informed decision about where CSI: Miami falls in the world of procedurals.

Content Warnings:

Mentions of breasts, Murder, Death, Disease, Step-patricide, Exsanguination via the foot, Sharks

We also recognize that crime procedurals are often a form of "Copaganda" by portraying civil rights violations and other unlawful actions by representatives of the law in a positive light. We do not agree with or condone the fictional actions taken by characters in the shows we review, and frequently mention as such in the episode.

Thank you to Jacob Krutulis for our theme song!