The scientists at IBM are baffled: they don't know how their Jeopardy computer got arms and legs, but Watson got up and left on it's own accord. That cube hopped on a bus and won't stop until it finds what it's looking for: love. And/Or cash.

Zach investigates a president, Jared distrusts game show hosts, and Adam advocates for a funny little dance.

Talking Points Include: Boy George Washington, Pope Slap, The Most Smartest People in the World, Give This Cube Some Arms