My Children, it is time. Please turn your news papers to the funny pages, and I will speak aloud the word of Ziggy: "Life may be a game, but only you can decide if it's Risk or Trivia Pursuit." Go in peace.

Zach finds the perfect gift for Bob Barker, Jared attacks Pig Pen, and Adam defends horny toads.

Talking Points Include: Mr. Magnum At Your Service, Entirely Too Much Kissing, DJ Pig Pen, Old Bad Newspaper Cartoons, Praise Be to Ziggy