We've been on a bit of a stinker streak with our game show choices lately and you know what, we're just sick of it. So for the first half of the episode, we're just gonna try out a bunch of openings, and for the second half we ponder important questions such as, "What might the view be like from the back of The Hollywood Squares?" Riveting stuff.

Zach informs us about a wild new sport, Jared wants to see the butts, and Adam is looking for a Tennessee Williams style reality show.

Talking Points Include: Jared's Decaf Adventure, Dunkin Sugar Attack, Football Furniture, Merv Griffin's Perfect Birthday, Noises Off The Game Show, Best Backstage Drama, Mark's Secret, A Real Bad Callback