We spent so much time asking ourselves what WOULD qualify as dessert, we forgot to ask ourselves what CANNOT qualify as dessert. As it turns out, the answer is simple. It's egg. Dessert can't have an egg on it. So ready the egg cannon, we have some desserts to ruin.

Zach isn't good at Halo, Jared imagines a tomato bisque cake, and Adam insists he is proficient at snatching eggs.

Talking Points Include: #1 Gamer Chat, Toad's Sex Education, Twatches, Eight Immediate Losers, What Is Dessert, When Is Dessert, Egg Cannon