Memory: A fragile thing. Take that memory for a sail on the lake. A piece of it breaks, so you replace it with a new one. You sail your memory again, and you break it again. This keeps happening, you keep replacing your memory with new parts until you realize... this metaphor makes no sense, and the Contestants don't know the first thing about philosophy.

Zach invents a new radio, Jared wants to do a scare, and Adam proposes a philosophical question.

Talking Points Include: Goro the Hotelier, An Implied Santa Invitation, Anyone Can Be Lightyear, My Notes Say Boring, Reba's Puzzles, Watson's Recipes, If I Was Cam Janson, Dr. Socrates' Sick 'Sploon