The Contestants have found themselves in Game Show Detention, and this Teach is one real meanie-pants. But as we all know, there is one tried and true way to break a strict teacher's mean demeanor: The Cool Kids. Watch out BBC, these 80's clichés are coming with cigarettes and angst to take down The Weakest Link.

Zach works hard for the episode's explicit tag, Jared confuses well known celebrities, and Adam just wants to be the alien from Alien.

Talking Points Include: Brat Preparations, Soggy Sausage, Queen of Mean, Golden Idiot, George Washington's Diary, Game Show Detention, Cool Kids Table, Matt Wahlberg and Mark Damon, 80s Film Archetypes, Accidental Smart