The days are long, the weather is hot, and the sun is high in the sky. As we breathe in that hot, humid air, there's only one that is on our mind. It's back! The Summer of Summers has returned to the Professional Contestants once again. In the search for this summer's honoree, we first find ourselves facing an iconic monolith in children's competition shows. No, not the Aggro Crag, I'm referring to Shaquille O'Neal. Come along as we fix all the problems with Nickelodeon Guts.

Zach fears Reggie Miller's disappointment, Jared fears Lightning McQueen, and Adam fears his butt being shown on a jumbotron.

Talking Points Include: Return of The Summer of Summers, Mark It Days, Host Appreciation, Ultimate Sports Fantasies, Pantsing Tom Brady, Sports Nightmares, Employing a Boggart, Stealing From Shaq