You all want superpowers. We all want to be superheroes… or villains. Procras10ation Episode 3 – The One Where We Want Superpowers lets us journey into our comic book heritage. After listening to this, we might know a little too much about comic book superheroes. 

Show Notes:

* Jason changed the name and Daniel doesn’t like it.

* Solvents, transistors and butt plugs not really – no branded butt plugs, yet.

* Jason works for an e-commerce realtor in East Tennessee.

* Daniel is a banker.

* We like to think we are podcasters primarily though.

* First mention of Forbush Man – he will make appearances.

* Squirrel Girl and Deadpool on a TV show. Oh please let Disney buy Fox – oh wait…

* The Hate Monger

* She-Hulk, Crystal and Ms. Marvel in Fantastic Four was amazing! Ms Marvel had a rock vagina? Does the Thing even have a schlong? Rock phallus. Reed Richard’s invents a sander to take care fo the chaffing.

* Bizarro tangent – Daniel knows a little too much about Bizarro. Jason hating on DC… again.

* We throw some hate at X3 – what a horrible movie.

Top 5 Superpowers

Daniel

 

* Flight – Superman style

* Teleportation – Nightcrawler style

* Telekinesis and Telepathy – Daniel is a little bit Jean Grey. We debate whether Jean Grey was any good after she lost the green Spandex.

* Fire Generation and Ice Generation – who had both powers in each universe. Daniel thinks that the Super Scroll had more than just the Fantastic Four powers but Jason is thinking about just the SuperSkrull. Equinox had both powers in the Marvel universe.

* Invisibility – Daniel doesn’t want to be a criminal – he also doesn’t want to have the force field – Daniel just wants to be gone from the world at the snap of a finger.

Jason

*  Gem of Cyttorak – I get to be the Juggernaut

* Teleportation – Nightcrawler style – unlimited distance and using a cell phone and GPS – Teleportation Fart –

* Flight – not Angel style flight, actual flight.

* Healing… Deadpool style. Deadpool sets the bar for healing factors.

* Invisibility – it would have to be Sue Richards invisibility – telekinesis/invisibility – Jason admits that where he superpowered he would probably tend toward being a villain. Force Field invisibility so that you don’t have to nude up everytime you go invisible.

Worst Power Set?

Squirrel Girl – Plant Man – Doctor Bong

The question of the Week: Where is the weak link in the Marvel Universe?

This question leads a talk about the cinematic universe vs the small screen Marvel Universe.

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