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This week… Procras10ation Episode 15 – The One Where Daniel Renews TV As We Know It. We are trying to bring back TV from the past. We are looking at TV shows that we would like to bring back. This week we look at Daniel’s Top 5 picks. 

Show Notes:

* Binge-ing ER – I didn’t remember Mark Green being such a dick. Romano is a dick but you know he is going to be a dick so it is ok. ER ran for 15 seasons. For real 15 Seasons. It started a lot of careers and there were a lot of cameos.

* Listening to the Relevant podcast they were talking about bringing TVs shows back from the past. We have decided to do the same thing.

* Shout out about the new Dark Tower TV series. It is on one of the cable channels

* Cartoon in the mid-90s called Reboot. They have reinvented this show.

* Jason sings a bit of The Internet is for Porn from Avenue Q.

* We could not think of Giovanni Ribisi’s name. Sorry, Mr. Ribisi.

Daniel’s Reboots:

* Thundercats – A new release of the classic cartoon show. Better animation, action-oriented and very stabby-stabby. We cannot think of the names of any of the villains. We know all of the names of the heroes for no reason at all.

* Knight Rider

* Daniel wants to reboot this as a real, serious show. No Hasselhoff. Modern cars – Fast and Furious style.

* Jason’s idea is to have the same car and Hasselhoff as he is now. There is a link between KITT and Siri on Michael’s phone. He has become a bounty hunter and it is really just failed bounty hunter attempts.

* The Wonder Years set in the late 80s and early 90s. The Wonder Years is a tough watch now. This is the Goldbergs without all the funny. This hits on all of the pieces of the end of the 80s and early 90s.

* Friends – This is a continuation of the series that ended 14 years ago. Ross and Rachel come back from Europe. Joey comes back from the West coast. Phoebe is living in Monica’s apartment. Chandler and Monica move back to the city with their kids. This could be huge. Joey is the only one with steady work but this could be much bigger. They step back into their lives… just 14 years later.

* The X-Men – reboot of the 90s X-Men cartoon. It was well written and true to the comics. The could dig back into the comics like the 90s version did. It ran for 5 Seasons and there was not a bad one in the bunch. Stick with a timeless animation style, make it 3D and keep the same voice actors.

Procras10ation Episode 15 – The One Where Daniel Renews TV As We Know It

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This week… Procras10ation Episode 14 – The One Where We Teach You To Preview Review. A new feature on our YouTube channel: The  Preview Rewind. Something YouTuber-ish from ThisGeeks World. A commentary track for a trailer that you have probably seen and that you didn’t ask for. 

Show Notes:

* We are going to start with the Best Picture nominees and winners for 2017.

* The Preview Rewind is about our love of trailers. the teaser the advertisement for the trailer.

* We dig into the beauty that is a trailer. We get mad when we are not allowed to see the trailer at a movie. We know that we could watch the 

* We both hate on Hurricane Heist for a few minutes. This movie looks horrible. Why would anyone watch this piece of crap?  ">Click here for the trailer – if you dare. And yes, Jason has seen all of the Sharknado movies.

* The trailer is an art form. The trailer can make or break the movie, or at least help you decide whether you actually want to see it or not.

* The Venom trailer left Daniel feeling a bit meh. Apparently, that is the feeling overall but it will still be watched. We predict Woody Harrelson as Carnage and some Woddy on Hardy love.

* Movies whose trailers disappointed:

* Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters – Looked great but it sucked.

* The Pete Jackson King Kong movie. The trailer was awesome, the movie made me pray for monkey death.

* Movies whose trailers rocked.

* Anything in the MCU. They have all been amazing and they have never disappointed.

* Goldeneye TRAILER GOLD!

* We make some predictions for Infinity War and the MCU going forward – you know because you wanted to hear us talk about it.

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This week… Procras10ation Episode 13 – The One Where We Make Chicken Salad Out Of Justice League. We have finally both watched Justice League. We are trying to be fair-ish. We are trying to be less negative than we want to be… we might not succeed. 

Show Notes:

* Jason is glad that he didn’t see this in the theater. He would have asked for his money back.

* We are blaming Zack Snyder for most of the bad portions of this movie.

* Jason is reading the reviews, bad and good from Rotten Tomatoes.

* Don’t get us wrong, all DC movies will make money. Lots of money, but they are just not quite as good as MCU movies.

* Daniel’s Cons:

* Snyder gone

* Nolan gone

* Warner Brothers stay out.

* Martian Man Hunter or John Stewart Green Lantern would have been better than some of the other characters that they used.

* Jason’s Pros:

* Loved Ezra Miller as Flash. He was funny, he was light. He would have been better as Robin or any of the Teen Titans. He would be great as Nightwing. I didn’t like the Flash CGI. His acting was great.

* Jason Momoa, for the most part, was terrific.

* More Ray Fisher. More Cyborg. This was the big miss. His character was by far the most interesting.

* Gal Gadot and Affleck were good together.

* We finally got the Superman moment that we wanted. They let Superman be the Boy Scout.

* The score was really good. You got strains of 78 Superman and 89 Batman in the score.

* Jason doesn’t think that they will get past this movie. There might not be another Justice League.

* Why Steppenwolf? It is supposedly a leap to Darkseid. Huh?

* Why didn’t the Mother Boxes make an appearance in any of the rest of the movies? There should have been some play to those freaking thing at some point in another movie.

* There were some logic pieces that just didn’t make any sense in this movie. There was no connection between these movies. They didn’t build the universe.

* Batman is the World’s Finest Detective but he is not very logical and has no detective skills.

* There is also a problem with facial hair in this movie. How did Affleck grow a whole beard while he was going to find Aquaman?

* The goofy Ironman 3 save of the people falling out of the plane is WAAAAY more believable than the Flash pushing that damn truck on a dirt road.

* Mother Boxes and High Father – screw Jack Kirby, in his ass. Why does DC have so many stupid things?

* We call back to our Trilogy of Star Wars goodness: Prequels – Original Trilogy – New Trilogy

* We are considering digging through the full MCU.

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This week… Procras10ation Episode 12 – The One Where 7 Ate 9 Star Wars. We crawl all over episodes 7 and 8 and cast some predictions toward episode 9. We hope we are right but who knows.  

Show Notes:

* The first geek question to Daniel is a reference to about 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

* Penelope Makes her appearance early in this episode.

* Jason yawns and owes everyone a beer.

* Phasma Episode 3.5.2: A Star Wars Story

* Another yawn – another beer.

* There is a brief Maxell/Memorex debate. Jason is thinking about two different commercials.

* Walking Dead shout out to the Garbage Pail Kids chopped up zombie slurry.

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

* Very much a remake and an homage to A New Hope. It had humor, it had great CGI, you had those heroic moments, you had good acting. There were plenty of similarities to the movie that you liked.

* You hated the prequels so here is a lot of stuff you liked out of the first one.

* Kylo Ren stops a blaster bolt during the opening scenes of the movie. He can stop light. That is how powerful he is.

* We think that Phasma took her helmet off during 7 but we really are not sure.

* We meet Poe and Finn during the first few minutes of the movie and then you meet Rey and you start to like them immediately.

* Then you get Princess Leia – immediately.

* JJ Abrams corrected the badness of the prequels right off the bat.

* What is the connection between Force Awakens and Black Panther? Lupita Nyong’o. She was the voice of Maz.

* Jedi philosophy question: Is the Dark Side of the Force and the SIth the same thing or flavors of a religion.

* We want Rey to be a Grey Jedi.

* Han dying made us cry and part of it was because we had an actual actor. Fuckin’ Hayden Christensen. We got an Adam Driver and he can emote. When Yoda told all of the emotions that led to the Dark Side he was speaking about Adam Driver.

* Jason digs into the argument about Kylo Ren being challenged by Finn. This argument if broken down.

Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

* Jason wants more Phasma.

* People are missing the point that the Jedi are sneaky, sneaky bastards. Obi-Wan snuck all over the Death Star to get the Falcon out of the docking bay.

* Luke dying was perfect. Loved the fact that he used the force to trick Kylo Ren and the First Order while not even on the planet. Luke made himself look like he did when he was almost considering murdering Kylo. This was a guy that had not used the force in a long time. He had been living on the planet milking this weird creature and drinking its teat milk. It was worse that he stared at Rey the whole time. We speculate that this might have been a huge pimple.

* Daisy Ridley’s WTF face is fantastic.

* Yoda burns down the tree of knowledge. That might have been in the garden of Eden or in the movie Hook – we aren’t sure which.

* There should have been a pic of Lando behind the door when the come into the casino like he had been banned from the casino – holding a Colt 45.

Episode IX: Un-Named

* Maybe we get a mention of Order 66 during Episode 9.

* Jason wants Vince Vaughn to be in Episode 9 as Benecio’s best friend.

* We think we will get to see Leia pass away at some point in 9. The older characters have to die in these movies so that you can hand the story off to the new generation of heroes.

* Our predictions:

* Leia has to die and Kylo might kill her. He killed his father and has to kill his mother, maybe.

* Kylo might be changing over to the light side but maybe not.

* Does Kylo actually know anything about Rey’s parents?

This week… Procras10ation Episode 11 – The One Where We Fondle The Original Trilogy. The trilogy that started it all. We jump back to 1977 and start with Episode 4. 

Show Notes:

* I am not sure how we got into this conversation or why we chose to open the podcast this way. I promise most of our podcasts do not start this way.

* The Prequels are the “Meh” of the Star Wars universe. You watch them and buy them just because. If you are watching through the movies with a Star Wars virgin then you watch them. With Star Wars we are both completists, we will watch and own them all. That is not true with all movies (X3 for instance).

* George Lucas Scrooge McDuck reference for the second week in a row.

* Jason’s really bad Wookie impersonation.

* Wookie’s have prehensile penises. There may be more Wookie sex talk later.

* We like the special editions better with the exception of Greedo shooting first. Jason even likes the bigger dance scene with Max Rebo’s band and the longer celebration in the Ewok village.

* We think Disney will eventually give us all the versions of the movie in one collection.

* An impressive impersonation is an impressination.

* Jason meant Return when he talked about the movie coming out in 1983 – he is just stupid.

* Daniel doesn’t know who played Wicket.

* We bash on Top Gun and love on Hot Shots for a few minutes.

* The Whisperer has arrived (Jason’s wife). She is not a Star Wars fan.

* Penelope he Podcast Puppy has made her appearance. She likes Star Wars but doesn’t like The Walking Dead.

* We want to make The Whisperer the fact checker.

* Jason brings up Joseph Campbell and the myth of hero.

Episode IV: A New Hope

* Release Date: May 25, 1977 – Director: George Lucas

* Daniel loves the cantina scene. We talk a little about some of the folks in the cantina.

* Read: Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina – Tales of the Bounty Hunters – Tales from Jabba’s Palace.

* Greedo was more of a loan shark. He was Chili Palmer from Get Shorty. One Rodian and then he was dead.

* Luke and Han in the Storm Trooper armor til the end of the movie. Han working the control board in the prison block is Jason’s favorite part of the A New Hope.

* Daniel calls the clumsy storm trooper fat. He wasn’t fat he was just really tall and whacked his head on the ceiling.

* Daniel says that the comment about running laps around the church lost us an audience. They were gone a long time ago… in a galaxy far far away.

* Penelope’s imitation of a Wookie having sex.

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

* Release Date: June 20, 1980 – Director: Irvin Kershner

* We want to believe that Yoda is from Dagobah. He killed all the rest of the people on Dagobah and lived there alone.

This week… Procras10ation Episode 10 – The One Where We Prequel All Over The Place. We start our push to analyze the Star Wars Cinematic Universe. This week we deal with the prequels, Those movies that divided the fans and apparently ruined some peoples childhoods.

Show Notes:

* Daniel renames Jason’s Laura: The Whisperer

* Penelope The Podcast Puppy has gone on strike and is taking a union break.

* Daniel does an imitation of Ralph Garman doing an imitation of Harrison Ford.

* Daniel loses Geek Points for being a sports guy over a true Star Wars geek. Daniel has negative 6 Geek Points.

* The guys geek out about their opening experiences with the Star Wars universe.

* Shout out to Jason’s college friends: Shawn and Chris. We watched the wide-screens side-by-side to see what had been cut off.

* Daniel watched the movies on LaserDisc – yeah, he is old too. Daniel’s step-dad had geek tendencies apparently, he got movies on LaserDisc for his movie collection.

* Grease 2 is a visual an auditory abortion. And Jason is not a fan of Michelle Pfeiffer.

* The John Williams Procras10ation episode has been predicted.

* Jason doesn’t hate the Prequels – and he is ok if he lost geek points for it. But they might be the reason that George Lucas should not be allowed to direct ever again. Though it doesn’t matter because he has a Scrooge McDuck size pool of money.

* Liam Neeson’s cock has made another appearance. We think that is two episodes in a row.

* For Jason Harrison Ford and Han Solo are the same person. Henry Indy Solo Ryan.

* Jason hates on the Lord of the Rings movie a little bit.

* Jason is going to predict the ninth Star Wars movie.

* Daniel is chastized about making fun od Joey Fatone. Anyone that is a friend of BQQuinn is a friend of ours.

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

* Release Date: May 19, 1999 – Director: George Lucas

* Jason went opening night. Daniel went the night after.

* Glimpses of shit that would happen in the original trilogy.

* Jedi Pussy Trick? How did Anakin’s mother get pregnant? It went a little too Mary and Joseph.

* Fucking JarJar Binks

* Some of the races were a little racist. The Trade Federation was Asian. The Gungans were African… kind of. Lucas should have stepped back from that.

* The Galactic Senate had Wookies and the ETs. The ETs pissed Jason off. Do you know what a Wookie would do to ET. Chewbacca would skull-fuck an ET. Daniel wanted to have worked the ETs into the movie. Jasonw ould have thrown a fit.

* Episode 1 does have the best lightsaber duel ever! All the fanboys needed new pants. Ewan McGregor and Ray Park trying to beat the hell out of each other at the end of the movie.

* The Original Trilogy had a lot of the abuse of the handicapped.

* The pod race was auditory gold.

* Fucking JarJar.

* Daniel liked the underwater city of the Gungans and the underwater canyon run.

* The Trade Federation piece just kind of got dropped.

* Jake Lloyd is a piece of shit as an actor.

* Snoke is Max Rebo… just saying.

Episode II: Attack of the Clones

* Release Date: May 16, 2002 – Director: George Lucas

* This is Daniel’s least favorite.

* Padme has more stuff to do and Natalie Portman is a good actress but this is not a good script and even worse directing.

* We get to meet Jango Fett and we don’t care.

This week… Procras10ation Episode 9 – The One Where Daniel Gets Scrooged and Dumber. We are recasting some movies, again. You know because we have the ability to not only recast movies, movies but apparently make them as well. This week Daniel is at the helm of the casting agency.

Show Notes:

* Crazy Asian game show on lube covered stairs. Jason wants them to be naked.

* We reminisce over MXC and Wipeout. We love those shows.

* Jason has never seen Mulan all the way through. Daniel can sing the songs.

* Daniel wants to be Goofy or Chewie at Disney World.

* Jason wants to run the Jungle Boat ride or drive a water taxi. If he is on the water taxi he wants to still have the gun from the Jungle Boat ride.

* Jason also wants to retire and drive a Duck Boat in Boston. Daniel is afraid of the snow and the cold.

* Jason is calling on Daniel to recast African Queen and Casablanca. With Wynona Judd in the role of Rick in Casablanca.

* Kevin Hart and The Rock in Dirty Dancing.

* Jason wants Daniel to watch Christmas Vacation with his daughter.

* Go watch Jim and Andy. Not a huge Kaufman fan but he was a really talented performance artist.

* Penelope the Podast Puppy has finally made her appearance.

Daniel’s Re-Imaginings of:

Scrooged

This is not a scene for scene remake so these actors get to make it their own. Of course, there will be some things that just have to be in the movie – the rant at the end for sure.

Director: That role is up for grabs. Jason wants Bobcat to direct.

Re – Cast:

* Frank Cross – Nick Offerman – His delivery as Frank Cross would be amazing. The fourth wall break at the end of the movie would be exceptional. We really want to see Nick Offerman in the dog costume.

* Claire – Heather Graham – Good actress. She is a little older so she would fit with Offerman. She would be perfect opposite, Offerman. She is also truly funny and could make the role her own.

* Elliot Loudermilk – John C Reilly – He works on that edge of crazy so that he could reprise the shotgun scenes at the end of the movie. Jason has suggested John Mulaney – him playing drunk would be cool.

* Brice Cummings – Jon Hamm – Jon FUCKING Hamm – He would perfect in this role. Jason wants him to be Cyclops.

* Lew Hayward – Liam Neeson – He gets to be Offerman’s mentor and the starter of all the magic. Go to Neeson’s Cock. Jason says that Bill Murray should come back and play this role as a handoff to Offerman.

* Ghost of Xmas Past – Samuel L Jackson – This movie is officially a hard R at this point.

* Ghost of Xmas Present – Tina Fey – I want her blowing on Offerman’s hair abs and then spitting hair.

Dumb and Dumber

Jim Carey has lost his mind so we need to have a glimpse back into the past and see Dumb and DUmber remade.

Director: The Farrelly brothers come back to direct.

Re-Cast:

* Lloyd – Jimmy Fallon & Harry –

This week… Procras10ation Episode 8 – The One Where We Fail To Read The Feed. We decided to play with some feeds from Google Alerts and see what hit today on the TGsW Google Alert Feeds.

Show Notes:

* Penelope has made her debut early in this episode and stole the t-ball bat.

* Tell Em Steve Dave needs to be on your podcast player, whatever one you are choosing to watch.

* Of course, that has to be followed by a mention of Mike and Ming on I Sell Comics.

* Top Gun 2 is something we just don’t need but I would watch a Hot Shots Part Tre.

* Jason broke Thor’s Hammer off the wall in the podcast studio.

* Laura is afraid of birds – just a comment because she was screaming during the pod.

* Daniel found Rocket League and remembered why he loves video games. No real story just fun to play.

* D & J both like FPSs but they are not good at them so they don’t play them that much.

* Wait for some of these games until they drop below 20 bucks. Believe us it happens you have to watch for it.

* We tangent to a discussion of Revenge of the Nerds and Porkys. We learned good lessons from these movies.

* Bad comments about Monsters Inc and Sully’s underboob sweat.

Articles

Video games look beautiful. Too bad their stories suck

https://www.cnet.com/news/video-game-stories-suck/

Assassin’s Creed – The whole damn series. The Abstergo side sucks and the stories have too much future stuff that doesn’t matter. Jason really digs the early versions of AC so that he doesn’t have to work at the games. He just wants to enjoy the story.

Bat Man Arkham Series – One and Two are amazing and 3 kinda sucked – the story just fell apart.

No Man’s Sky – Laura calls it the most expensive screensaver ever. Boring, beautiful game that was just too big.

Were the stories of the games of our youth really any good. The stories were not deep but they were enough to make it work. Jason calls for an x-rated version of the Mario Brothers movie – Bob Hoskins railing Princess Peach. All of the games of our youth were about saving the princess. Pacman had no story. Atari games had no story.

Far Cry great stories and very weird and interesting.

Just Cause good story and different.

Fall Out – the whole series.

New discussion about r-rated an x-rated video games. GTA 5 has topless hookers. And apparently, in God of War you have to pleasure Aphrodite with some button mashing madness.

There is a game that Jason played where you get a perk f you sleep with your mate. If you know what this game is please leave it in the comments below.

So how do you fix the story problem.

Mega Man 11

https://www.polygon.com/2017/12/22/16807094/mega-man-11-xbox-one-ps4-pc

Does anyone really care about Mega Man beside cosplayers that cosplay as Mega Man. And we have nothing against Cosplay – shout out to Ivy Doom Kitty. Don’t care about Mega Man or about Zelda andLink. The last one Jason played was on the N64. When Daniel played Zelda he renamed Link Derrick.

Jason relates playing FF7 in college with a one hand rpg controller and then forgets what he is talking about. And the story never happens.

Mega Man had no story. Daniel claims that it did.

This week… Procras10ation Episode 7 – The One Where Jason Goes to Oz with Frankenstein. We are recasting some movies. You know because we have the ability to not only recast movies but apparently make them as well. Trust me though this is one hell of a recast. 

Show Notes:

* Penelope has made her debut early in this episode.

* Spiderman we like Tobey Maguire until number three even though he was 73 when he made them. And we have rehashed or re-imagined the spiderman universe three times in succession.

* Batman numerous times, again in succession. Keaton, Kilmer, Cloney, Bale, Affleck.

Jason’s Re-Imaginings of:

The Wizard of Oz

Direct homage using modern technology. The actors don’t have to have the same mannerisms but otherwise, it is a shot for shot remake of the Oz of old. There will be a lot of green-screen and a lot of optical effects as well.

Director: That role is up for grabs

Re – Cast:

* Dorothy – Millie Bobby Brown – I don’t know if she can sing but I think she would be fantastic.

* Scarecrow – Justin Timberlake – singing and dancing – good actor. Very funny.

* Tin Man – Harry Connick Jr – tremendous voice! acting chops – he and Timberlake would rock it.

* Cowardly Lion – Josh Gad – Olaf as the Cowardly Lion – Gad has Broadway experience and he would be amazing.

* The Wizard – Morgan Freeman – Come on. You know you want to see it.

* Wicked Witch – Mila Kunis – just like Disney I think she will rock. She has the prosthetics at the beginning as Gulch and then is gorgeous as the witch. Green make-up and all.

The Tin Man almost became Anna Kendrick, she and Timberlake would have been perfect together.

Morgan Freeman as the fucking Wizard of Oz!

Young Frankenstein

This is also an homage. This could even be perfect as a TV show remake in prime time.

Director: Mel Brooks directs again. Why? Why not?

Re-Cast:

* Frederick Frankenstein – Ryan Reynolds – He is the straight man and then the funny guy. You give him the little pencil mustache. Daniel doesn’t think that Gene Wilder was pretty enough to be a leading man.

* Igor – French Stewart – He might be dead but if not he would be good in the role of French Stewart. Let him squint the whole time. Wait it is not French Stewart… It is ACTUALLY: Charlie Day! Funny as hell. And he would be great opposite Ryan Reynolds. If Rowan Atkinson was still alive he would be the pick. And I thought about Katt Williams as Igor. And then Jason spins off to an African American Young Frankenstein with Dave Chappelle as Frankenstein.

* Inga – Almost Blake Lively – Christina Hendricks – Her doing the same lines as Teru Garr would be great

* Elizabeth – Scarlet Johansson – She could be Madeline Kahn twin.

This week… Procras10ation Episode 6 – The One Where We Wrestle With Our Top 5. We freaking love wrestling, especially old school wrestling. We want to share with you our love of wrestling. 

Show Notes:

* We miss old school wrestling.

* The story lines are gone and people are too wised-up – thank you Stone Cold Steve Autin and your podcasts. Neon clocks, killing flies and going hunting with Teddy Fowler.

* IWC – Internet Wrestling Community

* Jason wants the Ho Train and I want the Nation of Domination.

* Penelope the podcast puppy makes her first appearance of the show.

* Jason bashes the new wrestler base even though he fears them.

* It is obvious that both of us like the Attitude Era.

* Fuck Ted Dibiase… just kidding.

* Jason doesn’t like the children of older wrestlers. Don’t give them a pass because of their pedigree.

* We love Shane McMahaon. He has always been a draw and if you don’t think so… you are the mark.

* Doink the Clown

* Yeah, I know Jumanji had already dropped when this pod dropped.

* Rock and Sock connection gets

* We are pitching a new show for Stone Cold and Teddy Fowler – Stone Cold’s Blazer.

Top 5 Wrestlers

Daniel

* Sting and Brett Hart – Tied for number one. Brett Hart  – technician and wrestling personified. Sting rocks a gimmick like nobody’s business. They shared the same finisher. Both rocked the wrestling world. Sting the author of the auto-docu-bio-pic.

* Stone Cold Steve Austin – He is probably in his own category. He is immortal. He changed wrestling and invented a new type of archetype. He had some BAAAAAD Gimmicks.

* The Rock – The most electrifying man in all of entertainment. The look, the mic skills, the whole package. There were some bad gimmicks in The Rock’s past. We might know a little too much abouThe Rock – Go – Dwayne Johnson.

* Hulk Hogan – Amazing physical specimen. Huge. He had the charisma to keep the whole crowd suck in. The Real American Music would hit and the crowd would go crazy. It was Hulk Hogan on Wrestling and Hulk Hogan’s Rockin Wrestling for a cartoon. Wrestle Mania 3 slamming Andre the Giant.

* Jeff Hardy and the Hardy Boys in general. “Come out of the shadows Lita and show us the Whale Tail.” The resurgence of the tag team and these guys were off the chain. High-flyer extraordinaire. Jeff Hardy against the Luchas. Punky Gothic look. Broken crack head Matt Hardy with an X-Men reference.

Jason

* Rowdy Roddy Piper – All out of gum and ready to kick ass. Hot Rod was one of the best ever. He and Brett Hart had one of the best runs against each other ever. Started wrestling before he turned 16. Faught Mr. T in Wrestlemania 2 or 3. Was Hulk Hogan’s heel he is what pushed Hogan over the top. Maybe the best Talker ever! They Live – Hell Comes to Frogtown.

* The Undertaker – He should almost be in his own category. His gimmick scared the shit out of me as a kid. Paul Bearer looked like a child molester. Daniel is banned from doing that impersonation ever again. The Phenom.

* Mick Foley – ManKind – Dude Love – Cactus Jack – I didn’t know if I liked him or not when I first saw him as ManKind but he is one of the best. Barbwire, tacks, and c-4.Hell In A Cell with Taker. Ear torn off in a match with Vader. Smart guy,