What’s the one cruise rule many people ignore until it’s too late, and it can leave you stranded at port? Cruise etiquette goes far beyond being polite. Some mistakes can cost you your drink package, disrupt your vacation, or even get you removed from the ship. From elevator behavior and buffet hygiene to balcony rules, chair hogging, and parenting on board, these unspoken rules shape the cruise experience for everyone. This episode breaks down the most common etiquette mistakes first-time cruisers make, explains why pier runners keep happening, and shows how a little planning can save your entire trip.

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What would you do if federal agents burst into your cruise cabin and detained you, only to later say they had the wrong person? In this episode, Melissa shares five eye-opening cruise stories that are making waves. If you cruise or are thinking about it, this is a must-watch.

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Did you know one of San Juan’s most famous beaches can be dangerous on the wrong day, while a much safer option sits just minutes away from the cruise port? San Juan is one of those ports where knowledge matters.

This episode breaks down how the San Juan Cruise Port actually works, where ships dock, how to get around without stress, which beaches to avoid, and which ones make sense for cruisers.

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What really happened on cruise ships over New Year’s, and what should cruisers actually learn from it? From a tragic overboard incident to a dramatic pier rescue, a last-minute federal court ruling that stopped a new cruise tax, and several reminders about safety, documentation, and personal responsibility, this episode separates headlines from facts.

Melissa reports directly from a Holland America Line sailing and explains what cruise ships are designed to prevent, where real risks still exist, and how recent decisions could affect cruise costs in 2026. This is not fear-based news. It is context, clarity, and practical guidance for anyone sailing this year.

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Ever look at your final cruise bill and wonder how you spent so much money on things you barely used? Cruise lines are experts at selling extras that sound smart online but quietly drain your wallet once you are on board.

This episode breaks down the most common cruise add-ons that waste money, from drink packages and spa treatments to photo packages, shore excursions, duty-free shopping, and so-called upgrades.

Think St. Thomas is just beaches and shopping? Think again.

Melissa breaks down what every cruiser really needs to know about St. Thomas, including why renting a car is a mistake, how wild the taxi system actually is, and why the beach everyone talks about may not be the best one.

She shares local tips, her favorite hidden beach where you’re almost guaranteed to swim with sea turtles, and must-know advice on private drivers, excursions, and timing your return. Whether it’s your first visit or your fifth, you’ll walk away ready to plan a smoother, smarter, and less stressful day on the island.

What happens when a cruise ship’s computer system forgets who you are?

This week, Melissa unpacks a rare but massive IT failure that left Carnival Firenze stuck in port and thousands of guests confused and delayed. She also gives a raw update on the tragic Anna Kepner case, raising big questions for parents cruising with teens.

Plus, there’s growing unease over changing Southern Caribbean itineraries and a controversial onboard assault involving a mistaken identity. If you’re a poker fan, heads up, Princess Cruises might be quietly phasing out tables. And finally, Hawaii's new climate tax has cruisers rethinking those dream itineraries. A lot is happening behind the scenes, and it’s not all sunshine and daiquiris. *

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Carnival is now all-in on adults-only cruises after an unexpectedly huge demand, even adding transatlantic options. Meanwhile, MSC and Royal Caribbean are building bigger ships with fewer people to make cruising feel more spacious. Plus, Norwegian suddenly drops a popular Caribbean port, and new details emerge in a heartbreaking case on board Carnival Horizon. There's a lot to unpack, and it could affect your next sailing.

Why do we become totally different people the moment we step on a cruise ship?

From cheering on pier runners like they’re Olympic athletes to hunting rubber ducks like buried treasure, cruising turns ordinary adults into playful, sometimes goofy adventurers. This episode uncovers the fascinating psychology behind the most beloved (and bizarre) cruise ship traditions, from towel animals to cabin door magnets, and yes, even those sneaky pineapples with secret meanings.

What happens when a cruise ship serves someone 33 drinks in one afternoon, and he ends up dead?

This week, Melissa breaks down the shocking wrongful death lawsuit against Royal Caribbean that’s shaking up the cruise industry. Plus, a viral video shows a passenger punching a lifeguard on Icon of the Seas, and Carnival's big move in Ensenada could change that port's reputation. And if you're loyal to another brand, Virgin Voyages has a new status match perk you won’t want to miss.