Professor Pirate

One day a garbage monster called the Garbalarbagus comes to town and it doesn't know what is garbage and what isn't. The Garbalarbagus wants to eat everything! A boy named Stevedore must stop the Garbalarbagus and get it out of town. Free colouring pages for this story can be downloaded at www.professorpirate.com

Mums give birth to babies and Dads give birth to Dinosaurs. Everyone knows that! But Susan's father loves dinosaurs so much that he won't stop giving birth to them. And Susan has to do all the work to feed them, wash them and clean up after them. Susan has had enough! Her father has to stop giving birth to dinosaurs. You can download free colouring pages for this story at www.professorpirate.com

Jemima the stork doesn't want to fly south for the Winter like all the other storks, she wants to fly up, to the moon! To get there she needs the help of a seesaw and pizza loving hippopotamus called Humongous Higgleby. You can download free colouring pages for this story at the website www.professorpirate.com

Today is the competition to see which clown will be named the Town Clown of Clown Town. The clown Jangle Brown wants to win the crown and become the Town Clown . But, he has a problem. To win, you have to have a smile and Jangle Brown was born with a frown! Download free colouring pages for this story at www.professorpirate.com

The poem of Yuk Guk Magooie is so powerful it can heal anyone of their sickness. But the Queen has fallen sick and someone has stolen the poem. Only our hero Joshua Lipstick can find the poem and save the Queen. Free colouring pages can be downloaded at www.professorpirate.com

Moontassa is a baby bird, born inside an egg that won't open. She can't get out of the egg and so instead she goes deep down inside the egg on an adventure together with a creature called the Wrinkle Turtle. Sometimes you have to dig deep inside if you want to do something difficult. Free colouring pages for this story can be downloaded at the website www.professorpirate.com

Imagine if you were an eye, nose or mouth and you were living on the most disgusting person in the world. Would you try to run away? This is the story of an eye, nose and mouth who go into the world to become the world's greatest cake bakers! Another very silly Professor Pirate story. You can download free colouring pages at the website www.professorpirate.com

Jeremiah and his grandfather sail a bathtub on an adventure to create the worlds greatest submarine, a Double Bathtub Bubbler. You can download printable pictures for this story at www.professorpirate.com

Noah is a moose who dreams of being an underwater hairdresser. Together with his best friend, Deseray the Giraffe, they go on an adventure to help Noah become the best underwater hairdresser the world has ever seen.

This is a story, about a kid detective named Rocket. Who was born with an octopus on their head! Imagine the amazing things you could do if you had eight extra octopus arms! But there is a problem, someone on the island is stealing every rooster's cock-a-doodle-doo sound. Rocket needs to find out why, and stop them. Visit www.professorpirate.com for free story drawing pages.