this is a compilation of bits of tat which I thought I'd post

I know I said I was sorry for posting some lo-fi ballshrinking tat in a recent show but I have decided that I really am not!

Sorry gents!

BTW, this is called DAVID!

You can find such gems as Two of Oliver wotsisname songs from LOTR radio 4 play here and

nxt yr in gerusalem,

and,

some Evelyn Glennie impressions,

n-joi! xx

This is another exculpatory excercise on my part,

blah, FYI, was mastered and finished in the isle of Shetland,

has alot to do with mutton and the green stuff,

sometimes this is so silly!

This is called Rocco.......

My last podcast was truly awful, and I'm feeling bad about it,

this is by way of apology,

an omage to minimalist sampler based deep house...

it is called "Lourdes"

This is probably meant to be called Cuba or something of the genre, anyway, It's the only one I can find at the moment and it's a piece of lo-fi tat about nocturnal emissions.

I know, you havern't ever had any nocturnal emissions.

Why are you bloody well telling me?

It's just some noise my uncle makes in the attic!!

Get a life!

This is called Apt Pupil;

yep, that is the name of a novel by Stephen King,

there is no exstacy the equal of dread.........

This is the Seven Sisters, much beloved of sirius (the dog star) and the noetic sciences and the de-briefing mysticism of scientology (yeah, you wish)!

Oh, whatever!!

This is called Pleasure Farm, no prizes for guessing: no, it aint coz I was gettin' down with my winkle pickers on some jungle bunnys face at the time!

I shoulda edited it by now but juss couldnt b bovvered.

This is another collaboration with a friend of the female persuasion which may be included in E4's "Nearly Famous" Series 2.

Fingers Crossed.

Tons of info about the show at:

http://www.bebo.com/Nearly-Famous-E4

This is the sort of stuff I really want to be developing for myself.

Really, if I had my Druthers (which means reins doesnt it?) I'd do proper stuff like this all the time; but you know how it is, hell is other people and events dear boy, or dear wheelbarrow or snot bucket or whatever it is.

A conspiracy of imminencies and loyaltys and opportunities always raises it's ugly wallet even if you were only planning to wipe your bum!!!

This is a cover version of John Lennons (ahem!) song "Stand by Me"

To be honest, I know maddonna sometimes uses a vocoder but at least she can sing in tune! I had to tweak the vocal on this for more than several days!

Sometimes people just dont know when to admit that they've no talent at all!

GRRRRRRR.