Prose and Cahns

Prose and Cahns

By Andrew Cahn and David W.Comedy
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Prose and Cahns episodes

  • Overrated/Underrated

    Prose and Cahns break down the most overrated and underrated things in sports and life. Topics include Nerds/Tic Tacs (1:00), Bowling (3:31), College (6:00), Lacrosse goalie and other unique positions in sports (15:00), Rudy (19:00), Going to the Beach (21:00), Manu Ginobli (23:10), Buffets (24:10), The Avengers (30:00), Starbucks (31:00). 

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    36 min
  • All-NBA 1998-2008

    With the NBA all star game almost upon us, we celebrate  the all-stars from our golden age of the NBA, and create all-era NBA teams.

    Specific topics: Point Guards (:40-8:10), including extinct styles of play, Allen Iverson, Chauncey, controversial point guards. Shooting Guards (8:10-12:02) including Kobe, T-Mac, elite shooters. Small Forwards (12:02-14:45) including the thinness of position, and x-factors. Power Forwards (14:45-25:13) including, the change in shooting in the NBA, and a breakdown of the obvious "big 3" PF's of the era. And Centers (25:13-33:05) including Ben Wallace, Shaq, Yao, Mutumbo, and more. Recap of All-era team (33:05).

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    37 min
  • Super Bowl, Sister States, NBA All-Star, Is Acting Hard?!?

    What states are closely related to one another? (3:20) Followed by super bowl discussion and the NFL playoffs, including Pats Vs. Jags, how you pronounce Jaguars, bad teams winning, and our super bowl picks (14:20). Then the big Blake Griffin trade (21:50). The continuing ridiculousness of the NBA All-Star game and the Cavs' struggle (27:47). A ranking list of the best states (39:47). NHL and the Vegas Knights (42:40). Finally, is acting hard, bad acting, and best bad movies (44:15). And Where are They Now? (55:03).

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Top 10 Worst Sports Franchises

    Prose and Cahns compare and contrast their list of the worst franchises in the history of professional sports.

    P.S. To those of you who think we should consider soccer in this discussion (you know who you are) you're wrong, and we didn't, sorry. 

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    25 min
  • MLB Hall of Fame 2018

    Prose and Cahns breaks down this years voting for the baseball Hall of Fame. Complete with our assessment of the players, how the voting should and will go, and finally how we would vote if we were given a ballot. 

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    58 min
  • New Year's Resolutions, The Return of Is This News, Fishing for Hammerhead Sharks.

    College football bowl season (4:00). Topics include Baker Mayfield vs. Lamar Jackson (5:20). Georgia vs. Oklahoma, Rosen Allen and Darnold, Clemson vs. Alabama and best coaches/dynasties in college football (7:30-13:38). Trivia about super bowl QB's (14:40). Grumors (20:35). Is this News is back, featuring Lebron's birth, fishing in Wisconsin, Jimmy G, Barack, and more (23:04). Then transition into NBA (38:08), with James Harden, Refs, Rockets, Thunder, off-ball Carmelo (42:07). Discussion of replay in basketball (43:52). Our New Year's Resolutions and New Year's revolutions (52:51). And finally, Where are They Now? (101:15).

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Dairy Pareve and Lithuanian Meat, NFL Playoffs Bowl Names, Mean Girls

    The NFL playoffs are coming up, we talk about them, as well as attractive quarterbacks (15:11), RG3 (17:15), and surprising teams (19:41). Christiano Ronaldo's rant: arrogant and amazing, or just amazing? (23:31). The Ball family visits Lithuania and their meat salesman coaches (26:40). The debut of segment "Dairy, Pareve, Meat, where we find out David hasn't seen Mean Girls! (31:48). Random bowl name generator (47:06). Where are they now? feat. Rocco Baldelli, Lacey Chabert (53:00). Giancarlo Stanton traded (60:00). And the first ever apologies section (60:09).

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Coaches/Managers Impact, The Jeter Misconception, Sending Internet Back in Time (part 2)

    The Yankees questionable new hire, and the impact coaches and managers have on their respective sports (1:40). A-Rod vs. Derek Jeter, and the misunderstandings surrounding them (11:24). Fletcher Cox getting sued for his affair (16:31). Barry Bonds spotted on a Japanese game show (18:44). Handling social media comments from people you don't know (20:51). And Where are They Now? featuring Psy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rafael Furcal, Shawne Merriman, and our idea about sending internet videos into the past (26:10).

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    37 min
  • End of College Football, Strange Rules, Sendoffs, T-Pain, Implosions (part 1)

    Summing up the season in college football including Alabama, LSU, Notre Dame, Wisconsin vs. Miami, Lane Kiffin, The playoffs themselves (5:00-18:00). Then a debate on 4 teams vs. 8 teams (18:00). The best playoff systems in sports (30:51). Sports with weird rules (37:42). Eli Manning's benching (42:18). A shocking breakdown of lyrics from T-Pain and Akon (53:07). Lastly, in honor of the Silverdome's failed implosion, we talk things that implode easily (54:28)

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Hall of Fame Corruption, Chain Snatchin', D-Rose and the Cavs feat. Alex Adler

    Philosophy and religion and Borat's whereabouts. Then, big shocker, corruption in the baseball hall of fame (4:40). Football, including high school state championships, Talib Vs. Crabtree, Marshawn Lynch, Jimmy G, Chiefs, Greg Jennings' YouTube fame (12:07-21:03). Then live guest interview with Alex Adler, the first sweepstakes winner and director of nutrition (21:11-45:11), topics include MSU basketball, Alabama Vs. Minnesota in 3-on-5, PSG Vs. Celtic and false advertising in soccer, a new segment "Ask the Experts," and more. Then, where are they Now for Jason Biggs, Brenda Song, Devon Still, Jason Jennings (45:20). Finally, Derrick Rose, the Cavs' flawed operation, NBA video games, and the playoff picture in the East (50:45).

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    1 hr 1 min

About Prose and Cahns

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Two lifelong friends discuss the week in sports (and whatever else comes to mind). Mixed in with sarcasm, satire, and best friends just being best friends