Did you grow up in the country? I did. Ok well, sort of. Grab yourself a drink and your beanbag chair and listen to a few tales about life on the farm, going missing for hours down a gravel road with a pony and a dog and pockets filled with pop tarts and sugar cubes, and get an idea about why millennial's need hours of therapy they can't afford.

Prosecco cork pop by me, hoping that Bottega will sponsor me.

Music by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com

I suffer from the debilitating illness of "can't think before I speak," and I'm CERTAIN that I'm not alone in my struggles. Allow me to entertain you with some tales to help you feel better about your own cringe moments. Social awkwardness combined with a loud mouth and unpopular opinions makes for some great and blundering occasions.

Prosecco cork pop by me, hoping that Bottega will sponsor me.

Music by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com

If life is a tea party, I just spilled my whole cup and not one person showed up. Join me for a few tales of extreme cringe, sprinkled with close encounters of the celebrity kind, and the curious case of why everyone in the city with a camera seems to hate me.

Prosecco cork pop by me, hoping that Bottega will sponsor me.

Music by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com

I inherited a few things from Nana: A warped sense of humour, a passion for annoying my mom, a love of stories, a love of delicious snacks, and AN EXTREMELY SENSITIVE TUMMY.

Why am I telling you this? Because I’m about to lay down 4 Travel Tales, and Nana, in one way or another, contributed to all of them.

Music: Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ IG: @prosecco_and_ponies Twitter: @toni_goldsetin Email your stories: [email protected]

In this dumpster fire that is 2020, listen in to a quick story about why my neighbours saw me naked for two years. I promise you, it's more awkward than you think...

 

 

Music by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/

Imagine having a friend that swears too much, has too many opinions and access to a microphone. That's me. I'm that friend. Why Prosecco? Why Toni? Why Ponies? Why would you pee in a puddle with your childhood friend? Listen in, and I promise I will answer some of those questions, plus many more questions you didn't even know that you had. So grab a drink and let’s talk some s**t out together.