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Greetings, listeners! I bring both good and bad news in this update. The bad news is that despite completing the writing of "The Golden Pail," my divine family has been dragging their feet when it comes to actually recording this tale. Though I aimed to finish last week, earthly accomplishments can't keep up with my divine magic. The good news, however, is something to get excited about. In celebration of my favorite holiday, Halloween, I'm preparing a special treat for you all. Unlike last year's lighthearted festivities, this year we'll explore darker tales inspired by classic horror such as Poe, old-time radio from shows like Lights Out, and even true crime. Get ready for 13 nights of Halloween beginning October 19, filled with stories that will make you want to sleep with the lights on! 
Mark your calendars and join us as we kick this off on October 19. We'll see you there ... if you dare.