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Actually, it won’t. We hate clickbait. That’s pretty much it. You know what we don’t hate, though? Prince. We look back at some of our fondest memories of the dearly departed legend.

We also hypothesize about what unknown creatures have yet to be discovered on our planet. Our guesses may be a little out there, but there’s one thing we know for sure: no matter what type of animal it is, it will definitely have a human penis.

Would you cut off your own leg? Probably not. That would be crazy. But would you have it surgically removed and replaced with a badass bionic prosthetic that had sick functions, like a cheese grater on your calf? We sure as hell would. Click here to see the 20 most insane body augmentations (number 18 will have you SPEECHLESS!).