Probably Sounds Awful Podcast

After a week-long hiatus of traveling sorta far and not very wide, we’re back!

Brian went to Boston! He drank beer for the first time in 30 days!

Leo went to Santa Barbara! He drank beer for the first time in 30 minutes!

Josh went to Crawfish Cave! He drank beer for the first time in 30 years!

Most of this is true.

Back by unpopular demand, Josh returns to do another solo podcast because Leo and Brian were MIA AF!

This week, he rambles about E3 press conferences, an unexpected callback, working out and making videos. He then reviews his new phone, the Pixel XL.

It’s short and sweet. Just like this description. Well, it’s short anyways.

K BYE!

This is it. This is the one. This is the episode you have all been waiting for. The episode you’ve been saving all your boners for. Well, get ready to unload your weapon because this week is gonna get you off!

We talk about such horny topics as:

Also, not kidding, throughout this whole episode we just randomly make weird noises into the microphone…. it’s really dumb. But we had a good time doing it so if you don’t like it or whatever seriously we don’t care. Oh, also, thank you for listening.

WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Boners!

This week Josh jumps out the gate with a topic. I was shocked, but it turned into a heartfelt topic that only he could deliver.

Eventually we do a hard turn to talk about what we want from E3 2017 before we do predictions next week!

Finally Josh and Leo talk briefly about covfefe before jumping into three word reviews!

BTW Brian is out this week soooooo don’t be SO SAD you don’t listen! #BrianEffect

As always thanks for listening!!!!

Hey bo-to-the-ners!

What do dreams mean? Who knows? Well, some people SAY they know (i.e. Crazy James) but how do we know they actually know, you know? We take a stab at what some of our dreams mean. Are we right? Probably. They’re friggin’ dreams. How hard can they be?

We also question the rules behind citizen’s arrest. What else can citizens do when cops aren’t around? This leads to Brian creating his own utopia with his own laws while Josh and Leo quickly do what they can to break all of them. Perfect utopia.

Finally, we discuss what subjects we were good at in school. Whether it was math, science, language arts, etc., we can all agree that every class would’ve been better if there was more animal dissection.

If you listen to this episode, you get an A+! If you email or tweet at us, you get extra credit! Extra credit for what, you ask? Um… shut up!

Hey listener(s)!

Sorry for our absence last week. We tried recording an episode outside while playing sloshball but we had an uninvited guest join us: the wind! That piece of crap would not shut up! So we decided to return to our roots and record inside like we almost always do.

This week, Leo wants to know if conspiracy theories are more than just theories. Did we let the moon landing happen so we could invade Iraq? Did we fake Area 51 by filming it on a sound stage? Are there really aliens in 9/11?

Brian talks about how kids today are already training in space camps to be the first people to set foot on Mars. Then we all get jealous because we never even got to go space camp. So we BETTER get to at least go to Mars!

Speaking of kids and speaking of speaking, Josh talks about what rules we would enforce if we had kids. Life and technology are so different now than when we were growing up, so how would we do it? Brian’s answer is a tad extreme and borderline illegal.

We hope you like this episode! We recommend listening to it while consuming your daily amount of Cheezium.

Hello Boners!

The boys are back around the table again! This time all three of us are together for the first time in awhile.

We spend some quality time catching each other up on our lives for your listening pleasure/displeasure. Leo talks about his recent trip to NYC and Brian drinks from a wonderful CLASSY AF glass.

Thanks for listening as always!

Now get out there and see the world with us in your ears you boners!

It’s the first ever solo-hosted episode as Josh is joined this week by NO ONE! That’s right! Just an hour of Josh talking to himself! What’s that? You’ve already stopped listening? Faaaantastic. If you change your mind and do decide to check it out after all, here are some things you’ll hear him discuss:

It’s fun for the whole family! Well, not the WHOLE family. One family member will NOT have fun. But WHICH family member is totally up to you! THAT’S democracy! More like demoCRAZY, amirite?? Ok bye.

BONERS! This is your week!

We have made it.

We have arrived!

Welcome to Episode 69!!

WARNING: This week we get PRETTY graphic with our descriptions of our sex lives, so if you don’t want to listen…WHY DO YOU HATE US?! We care about your sex lives!!!

We welcome two special guests this week to the podcast.  Megan King and Max Black were nice enough to sit down and talk dirty with us.  We delve into our current sexual escapades and our past endeavors/nightmares.

We also all just saw power rangers right before this so we shit on that pretty hard.  Seriously…Save your money and listen to our reviews instead.

We have cum along way with your support BONERS! Thank you as always.

Click play and lets get WEIRD.

Raise your hand if you’ve got a boner and are ready for a new episode of the Probably Sounds Awful podcast!!

(everyone’s hands go up)

I knew it! Hooray!

This week the boys are laughing their butts of – like, we have no more butts because we just laughed them right off – and having a good ol’ time! We talk about pick-up lines and how we approach women we don’t know, we talk about what an AWESOME time we had celebrating Leo’s birthday / St. Patrick’s day, and Josh regales us with a story of how he tricked himself into being stuck outside of a bar while all his friends were inside.

PLUS… Brian pees in a cup and promises to share any diseases he may end up having with the boys and Leo is officially IN A RELATIONSHIP – so back off, sluts!!! Josh finds his future girlfriend’s horny cat on the balcony, Leo actually enjoys the yellow Starbursts (GROSS I KNOW) and Brian is fascinated by how many NBA players demand peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before they get on the court.

We also talk Yellowcard, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and two new movies- The Belko Experiment and Kong: Skull Island.

If I were you, I wouldn’t miss this episode. And if I were you, I’d Venmo the guys at Probably Sounds Awful like $4000 or $10,000 right away. Cool? Cool.

Oh, one more thing. Pssst…. nice boner.