Hey boners! First off, THANK YOU VERY MUCH to everyone who took a moment to rate us on iTunes and write an awesome review! It means a TON!  We thank each person by name on this episode and will continue to do so every week until we’re global phenomenons and don’t have time because it would be an 8-day podcast just thanking people!

This week, we (i.e. Josh and Brian because Leo is out doin’ his thang) have a deep discussion about death and a not-so-deep reason for why one of them thinks he’ll never die. What would it be like to live forever? Guess one of them will just have to wait and see. Forever.

Now that Brian has finally caught up on GoT, we discuss last week’s insane episode “Battle of the Bastards” (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!) and make some predictions of what will go down in the season finale.

Thanks for listening and keep on boning!

Hello, you boners (AKA our wonderful listeners)! This week we discuss our thoughts on the E3 press conferences. Whose predictions were the most accurate? We’re still waiting to find out because there may be a surprise announcement yet to come! But what will the winner get? A delightful prize that only Normally Normal could offer! Trust us, the winner will be a very lucky guy! Almost TOO lucky!

We also reminisce about the days of our youth and how we lived for running down the aisles of Toys R Us, begging our moms for every single action figure. Did you have some of the same toys as us? Or did you STEAL a toy like one of us did?? SCANDAL!!

Finally, we contemplate the logistics of making sweet, sweet love while riding a motorcycle on the busy streets of LA. Can it be done? There’s only one way to find out…

Now, as much as we love all of you, we would love you EVEN MORE if you would take 30 seconds to rate us on iTunes and write a 3-word review! Followed by a sexy cat meow OF COURSE! It would really mean a lot to us. Like, a LOT a lot. Like, we may even pay you to do it because we have no pride nor dignity.

byyyyyyeeeeeByyyyeeeeeBYYYYEEEEEEE! See ya!

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN BONERS!!!!!!!

The Electronic Entertainment Expo 2016 is upon us folks!  I know Josh and Leo are excited!  Brian? He is too cool for modern Video Games!

This week we all make five predictions for this years show.

Winner as usual gets a NIGHT LIGHT!!!

Also this week, Brian and Josh go head to head, we talk about The Matrix for about 45 Seconds and Brian was pumping everyone up to vote for Mr. Sanders! *EDIT: UGHHHHH!*

Finally Josh joins in on a, “Hey Hollywood…HIRE US!”

Thank you so much for listening! Its mean the universe to us!

KISSES FOR THE MISSES and HIGH-FIVES AND 99 LIVES!!!

Hello all you lovely BONERS out there!

We LOVE each and every one of you who reads this.  Thank you for taking time out of your day to support your friends/family/LOVERS?!

On this week’s episode we discuss where we would rather be stranded – the depths of the ocean or Deep Space.

HEY! You remember MXC?! ITS SO GOOD…and YES we talk about it, my loves.

We chat about the Grand Lux Cafe reunion and the many signs we need to bring with us when we get an Airbnb in Chicago.

FINALLY! If you live in California make yourself free June 7th. Let your voice be heard and do something most people cant do in this world…VOTE!

Yo, yo, yo you motha suckas!! Happy Friday aka HAPPY WEEKEND LET’S GET F*CKED UP!! Just kidding, have fun but also be responsible. There’s kids around.

Welcome to the 33rd episode of Probably Sounds Awful and the first in a month where all of your favorite hosts (plus Leo) are back together!!! That’s right, all three boys are back in action and that means YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!

This week, Josh (Freshly back from Vacation) and Leo go into great detail about television adaptations of books, specifically AMC’s new show “Preacher.” For most of this discussion Brian is silent because his co-hosts did NOT tell him to watch the show. We also talk Powers, Game of Thrones, and more.

The boys talk about their favorite new porno, “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles,” (and by ‘the boys’ I once again mean Josh and Leo watched it and Brian was left out in the cold). Man, maybe Brian should take a hint, huh? Hey.. Brian… LEAVE THE PODCAST.

We discuss a hospital that is run completely by children, for children, where adults aren’t allowed, and as always we Three Word and Cat Meow review some shit we watched/played. This week is “Dracula: The Untold,” “Uncharted 4,” and “Lady Dynamite.”

Enjoy, boners! We love you

Well look who it is. It’s you! You bunch o’ boners! As always, it’s a damn pleasure to have you. Welcome to episode 32 of the Probably Sounds Awful podcast!

This week, Josh is out of town visiting his ex-wife and three children so Leo and Brian welcome their first ever guest-host, Alex Haberman, to the show! Some people love him, some people hate him, some people are just like, “Whatever. Who cares?”

This week, we have SO much to talk about! As the title confirms, we discuss how Alex and Leo first met- which was over cans of Four Loko. We talk about living at the end of the world and what we would do for fun. Haberman brings up the topic of eating people because he’s a weirdo. We wonder if animals go down on each other (they do)! And we talk about making beer, friend-ing people on FB, drinking too many Red Bull & Vodka’s, and more!!

Listen up. We’re so friggin’ funny. And so is Seinfeld. Seinfeld is a funny show.

BONUS: Picture of Brian we talk about in the episode.

Thanks for listening BONERS!

Hello Boners out there in internetland!

Lets just say this before you even listen to this…HUGE SPOILERS for Marvel’s Civil War. In fact its almost everything we talk about.  So before you listen to this, go see that movie and save this for something like an after dinner mint!

We also talk briefly about Uncharted 4, but don’t spoil anything because quite frankly we  know nothing Jon Snow!

Finally we receive a call mid-podcast by one of our missing Hosts.  Instead of screening his phone call as we often do, WE ANSWER ON AIR! Life is just SOOOOOOOOOOOO crazy!

As always thank you for listening and have a great rest of your life.

Sincerely (with implied BUTT STUFF),

Leo Albert Kovalik Jr

There’s no “probably” about it this week, we sound awful! Well, maybe not awful,  but definitely not as good as previous episodes. Josh just forgot one teeny, tiny, slightly important thing: to plug the sound mixer into the computer. Which means the only recorded audio is from the computer’s built-in microphone. Terrific! But we’re going to take a cue from our role model, Beyonce, and turn these easily preventable lemons into lemonade! This episode is now a drinking game! Drink whenever you hear typing on a keyboard, animal sounds or wind! And finish your drink if you hear a plane! Hopefully by the end of the episode you won’t even remember the low quality or what your name is!

This week we tell some recent audition horror stories, predict the next human evolutionary step and shed some light on the darker side of ducks. Seriously, ducks are assholes.

NOBODY expected we’d feel this way about clickbait articles, but what we do next will leave you absolutely SHOCKED…

Actually, it won’t. We hate clickbait. That’s pretty much it. You know what we don’t hate, though? Prince. We look back at some of our fondest memories of the dearly departed legend.

We also hypothesize about what unknown creatures have yet to be discovered on our planet. Our guesses may be a little out there, but there’s one thing we know for sure: no matter what type of animal it is, it will definitely have a human penis.

Would you cut off your own leg? Probably not. That would be crazy. But would you have it surgically removed and replaced with a badass bionic prosthetic that had sick functions, like a cheese grater on your calf? We sure as hell would. Click here to see the 20 most insane body augmentations (number 18 will have you SPEECHLESS!).

What up BONERS?!

Happy Earth Day!

The BOYS ( WE ARE LOOKING FOR FUTURE GUEST HOSTS/GHOSTS ) are back in town!

This week we delve deep into the Human psychology.

Just kidding we talk about Dicks and Butts as usual.

We discuss our individual Shower Habits and Brian’s quest to Save ALL the water. Also we chat about April 20th, or better known as the Marijuana Loving Peeps Holiday 420, and Somehow we bring up the new American Twenty Dollar bill & Efukt.com in the same conversation.

Finally Josh introduces us to his childhood by way of Blue Bell ice cream. BRO. BROOOOOOOOOO. It’s creamier than a teenagers sock.

Thanks for listening to this will ALL YOUR HOLES. You are our WORLDS…you BONERS.