There’s no “probably” about it this week, we sound awful! Well, maybe not awful,  but definitely not as good as previous episodes. Josh just forgot one teeny, tiny, slightly important thing: to plug the sound mixer into the computer. Which means the only recorded audio is from the computer’s built-in microphone. Terrific! But we’re going to take a cue from our role model, Beyonce, and turn these easily preventable lemons into lemonade! This episode is now a drinking game! Drink whenever you hear typing on a keyboard, animal sounds or wind! And finish your drink if you hear a plane! Hopefully by the end of the episode you won’t even remember the low quality or what your name is!

This week we tell some recent audition horror stories, predict the next human evolutionary step and shed some light on the darker side of ducks. Seriously, ducks are assholes.