HEY BONERS!

This week we get weird and CHAT ALL THINGS POLITICS!

Just kidding.

You know we are saving that for episode 100 you sexy love holes.

This week we talk the Apple iphone 7 announcement, The PlayStation meeting and finally we linger WAY to much on how our main squeeze JOSH is TRAGUS-LESS.

#GoodNight #Bugs #ChicagoBoner #BoredPhotos #NotFeelingWell

Happy Friday, boners of Bone Town, USA!

It’s episode 46 and it’s coming at you hard like a post-White Castle dinner bowel movement! On this week’s episode, the boys talk about their trip to Chicago and they consider becoming a team of debt collectors. Josh is the brains, Brian is the wild card, and Leo is Dog the Bounty Hunter. We also talk about nude photos, tons of theories, bands we listened to because of girls we liked, a woman who got Fix-A-Flat shot into her butt by a fake doctor, and ALIENS!!!!

But that’s not all. NO WAY NOT EVEN CLOSE YOU IDIOTS! We learn that Josh hasn’t been in a limo since high school, we honor the late Gene Wilder, we’re sure that Dave Matthews shit on everybody at his latest concert in LA (classic Dave), and we all admit that none of us has had sex on a plane.

Think I’m done talking about what we talked about? YOU’RE WRONG!!!! Leo goes on at least two rants, Brian asks the question “Could you keep on keepin’ on if you lost your dick in a horrible accident?”, and Josh stars on a TV show called Betrayed on the ID channel that you should all watch.

Ok, now I’m done.

PSYCHE!!! HOW DID YOU FALL FOR THAT???? We wonder what Tub Girl, the girls from Two Girls One Cup, and the guy from One Man One Jar are up to nowadays, and Leo gets another fun Facebook message from a stranger.

Surely I must be done now. What else could we have possibly talked about? Well, why don’t you look at the photo for this week’s episode and ask yourself if I’ve mentioned that yet. NOPE! I HAVEN’T! BUT NOW I WILL!That’s the picture because we wonder if there’s super hot chicks that send nude photos of themselves to monks just to tease the shit out of them.

STOP READING. IT’S OVER. Also, bye. We love you. OK NOW IT’S OVER.

Holy cow! You better grab some lotion and an old rag BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO GROW A RAGING BONER, YOU BONERS!

This week, Leo is gone because Josh and Brian were like, “you did the last episode without us so maybe for this week you go take a hike!” So he went on a hike while we recorded! Win-win! Who doesn’t love a good hike? It’s such a good way to get a little exercise and outside time and maybe see some bunnies!

On this episode, Brian talks about his trip to North Carolina to visit some friends who make beer and save animals. They rock! Other topics include a soon-to-be open cafe in London that serves blowjobs, another exciting text conversation with James the landlord, and an ATM in Ohio that dispenses… pizza! What????? I said pizza!

Also, Josh and Brian come up with a great business idea, they tease the SHIT out of everyone with sneak peeks of next week’s episode, and they wonder what all that talk of “permanent records” back in high school was all about. I mean, who’s looking at those things? Are they still around? We don’t get it!

Also, while editing this week’s episode, Brian realized that he said “yea, yea” and “right, right” like 3,000 times throughout it so he’s sorry. Give him a break, he was high.

Thank you for listening to us and loving us and giving us money and kisses.

(ps we are still waiting on the money and kisses)

Hello Folks!

Thanks for bearing with us last week and we were all traveling so it forced us to miss a week. It also aloud Leo to do something he has been wanting to do for awhile! He sat down with his parents for a Probably Sounds Awful Podcast!

This week we talk how in the hell the universe brought them together. Also we talk Sibling Rivalry, Leo is curious if he sucked as a kid and hear so much about Northern Virginia it will make your head spin.

This is a special episode so give it a listen or dont! Although if you listen you might know more about Leo than he knows about himself!

High-Fives and 99 Lives!

Leo

Well, we’ve got good news and we’ve got good news. The good news is that the audio quality is back to normal! Just like it normally is! And the good news is that we’re joined by an awesome guest host! Sam Spoehr (@SamalammaS), long time listener/first time caster, gets to see behind the scenes of how we create this critically acclaimed podcast!

You may be concerned that we don’t have any topics for this unusually short episode. But don’t worry! We do! We discuss our opinions on proper tipping etiquette whilst dining in a restaurant establishment. If you’ve ever served tables, you will most likely agree with our gratuity practices. If you haven’t, then you may gain some valuable insight. Huzzah!

We also share our mixed feelings of optimism and fear about Facebook’s solar powered airplanes that will be hovering above us providing wi-fi to the world. Will they better mankind? Or be a new way to keep us all under constant watch? Or both? Probably both.

Do you miss Game of Thrones as much as we do? Sam is a huge nerd fan who has some pretty intriguing predictions about the future of the shows and books. Will they turn out to be true? Who knows? We’ll just have to wait a friggin’ year to find out. UGH.

Speaking of Sam, he recently got engaged! He bestows some of his wisdom up on us three single idiots.

We then mourn the loss of Pinky the flamingo, who was body slammed to death by a drunken Floridian man. Rest in police, Pinky.

On a serious note, we take a moment to share a friend’s brave video that uses the art of dance to tell a true story of domestic violence. You can watch “Kalei’s Story #Silencehidesviolence” here.

Finally, we give our classic 3-word reviews and Josh may have the worst one yet.

Thanks for listening, boners!

How long has it been since we’ve had some crappier audio quality? A month? Two months? Too long if you ask us! Thankfully Josh screwed up the audio again while recording this week’s episode so we’re living up to our name of sounding awful!

In this episode, Josh and Brian play a game called Alphabet Tops. It’s sort of like the game Mind Meld except done alphabetically and every word we say is a new topic! Needless to say, we talk about a LOT of things this week! Here are some examples:

We  discuss the parallels between zoos and prisons and it’s not messed up at all.

We contemplate the ramifications of freezing ourselves so we can wake up in the future.

We share our thoughts on bunk cities, grave robbing, being kidnapped, body images, body hair, peeing yourself and more! There are just so many topics!!

#AlphabetTops

The Moon Landing.

The Mars Curiosity Rover.

Star Trek Beyond.

Do those names put chills in/on your SPACE loving SPINE?!

I hope so you BONERS, because here we are again dear listener LOVERS with a Probably Sounds Awful Podcast!  This one is FILLED with SPACE ( and YES Brian Elon Musk ) and Science Talk!

We also Delve deep into these following topics:

Hope you enjoy as always.

LIVE LONG AND BONER.

-The Space Bros. ( Elon, Leo, Josh and Brian )

Hello you B-E-A-UTIFUL Boners!!

Another Sunny day here in Antarctica!  I always tell the truth!!!

This week The Probably Sounds Awful Court is in session!  The honorable Judge Brian is out of town, but that wont stop him from doing JUDGE STUFF.  Leo has the prosecution ( Prostitution? ) on LOCK and finally Josh did some some stuff you will have to listen to BELIEVE!!

In this episode Brian calls in and gives us some of the coolest surprises ever. Also thanks to you, we have more #SaveItForThePodcast hash tags to discuss.

FINALLY…YES PEEPS…We give our thoughts on the ever growing and the ever stranger Pokemon GO madness.

Thanks for listening.  I miss you…YES YOU ; )

High-Fives and 99 Lives!

Leo “Stink Butt” Kovalik Jr

Pssssst. Guess what? Go ahead, take a guess. No, we didn’t get matching butt tattoos. No, we aren’t Scientologists now. No, there is no God. Yes, it is time for a new episode of Probably Sounds Awful! LUCKY YOU! You’re welcome.

This week the boys talk about a lot of shit! We talk Independence Day, we discuss a new company in South Korea that will clone your dead dog, and we talk about whether or not people should eat meat and other animal products.

But that’s not all. Oh, no. Not even close, you goons. There’s also talk of Josh and Leo’s jokes synching up at work like when women’s periods align. There’s talk of a future when not one but TWO of the three of us ride motorcycles. There’s mention of hypnotizing everyone, getting shredded for our Chicago reunion, a lady sandwich, Josh can’t remember the name of a bar, Brian realizes he has never worked hard for anything, Leo needs adult butt powder, and MORE!

Plus Brian edited this episode which means….. sound effects! What fun!

Thanks for listening, guys and gals! We love you!

#LosFelizPetPatrol #ShowMeYourElbows #DongLong

Ring! Ring! Ring! Answer the phone… ’cause you’re in the DRONE ZONE!!!

Happy Friday, boners! The boys are another step closer to cementing their place in podcast history as we are now only two episodes away from 40, which means we will last forever and ever! Hope nothing terrible happens in these next two weeks! Knock on wood! Yea, morning wood! HIYOOOOOOOO!

This week Leo teaches us how to stop an oily butthole, Brian wishes his friend Bryan a happy birthday (and then Leo and Josh turn him into a hideous monster), we talk robots – AS USUAL – and how cool they would be to own and also to fight, we spoil the finale of Game of Thrones, we become doctors (we have a webpage and everything), we discuss our favorite social media platforms, and we end the episode with all kinds of odd sexual trivia.

SO… BASICALLY… WE’RE AWESOME. But you already knew that.

Enjoy with a cold beer, a hot pupusa, a little sunshine, and a topless maid!

We love youuuuuuuuuu!!!