Grab some sesame seed buns for those boners why don’t ya??? That’s right, we see your boners! And we love and appreciate them.

It’s episode 67 of the Probably Sounds Awful podcast and boy is this one special! And by special I do mean that it is just another episode!

This week we talk about Leo’s birthday/St. Patrick’s Day, we realize we have all become models thanks to our friend Shane (thanks Shane), Leo gets a gift, we get an email, Josh brings up the topic of being different versions of yourself depending on the situation you’re in, Leo almost poops his pants, and Brian might have sex with a doll!

Wahoo! What an ep! Maybe it is a special episode after all!!!!

It isn’t.

But we love you and want to take you out on dates.

BYE!!!!

Leo had to wander this week so instead of recording without him, Brian and Josh went to where the wandering happens! We brought a portable recorder and sat a table and drank beers and we bet you won’t even be able to tell the difference between this episode and all of our other ones because the sound is GREAT! Like, ZERO background noise WHATSOEVER!

Anyways, since Leo was wandering, we got on the topic of wandering ourselves. Oh, and in case you missed the episode where we finally defined “wandering,” it means “working.” We talk about our first jobs and how bad we were at them.

We also discuss some acting stuff since it was mostly a Brian and Josh episode. Josh got some exciting news immediately followed by some disappointing news. Hooray for LA!

There are several candid cameos in this episode as well. Some co-wanderers (including sweet, sweet Madi) and a surprise encounter with a fellow biker who bonds with Brian over their exact same hog. It was EVENTFUL!

Then we bullshit around for a while per usual then do some cat reviews of some random shit. We give the people what they want. And what they want is background noise!

K LUV U BYE!

WE’RE BACK! It’s been five weeks since we’ve posted an episode but it feels like it’s been six weeks! What have we been up to? Oh, you know, Vegas and stuff*.

This week, we talk about looooove. How many times have we been in love? How do we know when we are in love? Will we ever love again??

In a related topic, we discuss our types when it comes to dating. Do we have a type? If so, what is it? Will we ever have a type again??

We also hypothesize and fantasize about sweet, sweet, TRAPPIST-1. It’s only like 40 lightyears away, so LET’S GO ALREADY!!

It feels good to be back and we definitely** won’t go this long without making an episode ever again! We know you missed us so in this episode we answered all of the tweets*** we received from you while we were gone!

Thanks for listening!!

*technical difficulties

**probably

***tweet

Hola Boners!

This week Brian is back from his trip to Mexico.  We talk what he ate, drank and some about the culture of our neighbor to the south.  He didn’t come empty handed either!

We also Discuss what some of our all-time favorite Live Events we have ever attended are.  Finally Brian gives out even more gifts AND drops a Bombshell on us all.  This one is a must LISTEN FOLKS! Its a little cryptic, but reach out to your boy on twitter, he could use some LOVE!

Welp! That is all for this week BONERS! Its almost February. WTF!?!

Thanks for Listening!

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen BONERS!

We are BACK with another episode…WITHOUT BRIAN.  Brian is hanging in Mexico trying to find a way to sabotage this dumb wall idea for us here at Normally Normal.

This week we talk about the Inauguration of Donald Trump just a day before it happens and say goodbye to an amazing president Obama.  We also get into this TMZ video on set of “A Dog’s Purpose” and discuss our disdain for animal cruelty in any form.

We switch things up a bit and have a lovely conversation about Video Games seeing as this joint is a Josh and Leo special!  Finally we decide to call Brian and discuss each of our own Voice-Mail Greetings.

Remember Folks…Today is day one in this new America. Today we need Love and Kindness to shine brighter then ever. Spread Joy. Spread Love.

Thanks for Listening as always!

Kisses and Hugs to all of you BONERS

Grab your bedside magnifying glass and point it at your crotch, cuz it’s BONER TIME!

This week the boys of Wilton Way fame talk about how long they’d freeze themselves if they could wake up in the future. Four years? A hundred years? Eight months? We also talk owl pellets and what would in ours if we puked them up. Leo loves baklava, Josh cannot understand vegan meat, and Brian whips up another segment of Today In History! We also pontificate on rent, Trump’s pee fiasco, and we wonder how many farts you got in there. What does that last thing mean? I HAVE NO IDEA.

This episode is goofy AF but I guess they all are. Enjoy, and as always, thank you for listening or whatever.

See you at the Gorgamesh stand!

First podcast in 2017! And first podcast in two weeks since we didn’t record during the holidays! Are you excited?? No? What do you mean “no”? Oh, you were just kidding? Ha. OK. That was a good one. For a second there we thought you didn’t care about us. Good thing that was just a 100% joke!

This week we re-cap what we all did for the holiday break. One of us worked a lot. One of us took care of sick dogs in a hot tub. And one of us went, “Wee wee wee” all the way home. We also share our new year’s resolutions. If we don’t stick to them, you are allowed to come over and punch us all in the face. (That last part is not something we actually discussed on the podcast, but it seems pretty reasonable so we’re adding it now. Punch us in the face please.)

Later on, we contemplate having children. Not with each other. Just in general. Though if science ever quits dicking around with trying to stop global warming and comes up with a way for three dudes to have a joint biological child, we’re in. (Again, that last part was never part of the deal on the episode, but still very reasonable. Adding it now.)

Finally, Leo wants to murder someone. Well, when you say it out of context like that, it sounds pretty bad. When you hear it in context, it sounds… less bad? OK, so he doesn’t necessarily want to murder this specific person himself, but he would like to know how people would if feel if by some chance this certain someone happened to be murdered. Can you guess who it is?? DON’T CALL THE COPS ON US WE’RE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT A “HYPOTHETICAL” SCENARIO. WHY DID WE JUST USE QUOTES FOR “HYPOTHETICAL”?? THAT MAKES IT MORE INCRIMINATING! OK GOTTA GO NOW! LOVE YOU, DADDIES!

Guys! Girls! Woah! 60 episodes! That’s nuts! And you should be very familiar with nuts since you’re all a bunch of boners!!! Hiyoooo!

This week, boy do we have fun! Brian talks about his trip to Austin (where Batman lives) with his best friend who owns a stripper gram company, Josh fills us in on his weekend of firsts (including his first NFL game, his first beer bong, his first time having sex, his first time pooping in a cooler, etc), and Leo demands that we all give 30 second motivational speeches while uplifting music plays behind us. It’s neat!

Leo and Brian also make a plan to take Josh to a college party SINCE HE’S NEVER BEEN TO ONE!!!!! Should they dress up as cops and pretend to bust everyone unless they get free beer and weed???? PROBABLY!!!!

We also talk about all the famous people who died this year, Leo talks about how he almost died the other day, Josh wishes we could just walk around and poop everywhere, and Brian decides that if there were a cocktail named after him one of the main ingredients would be sadness.

SO TAKE A LISTEN TO EPISODE 60 because it is awesome… JUST LIKE YOU!!

Love,

Your Daddies

Brian?! Briiiaannnnnn?!??! BRIIIIIIIAAAANNNNNNNNNN!?!?!?

Screw “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?”, Lets Crowd Fund “Where in the Word is BCK?!”

HEY BONERS!

This week Brian is in an undisclosed location ( We disclose it IMMEDIATELY ) so Josh and Leo run the Ship into the first Iceberg they see.  I.E. Gaming Heavy Podcast Alert!!

The Daddies discuss their first time at The Game Awards, How Anaheim was maybe not the most ideal spot for a growing PSX and how Fullerton is a great place to pub crawl if you like DRUNK HUMANS with NOTHING to LOSE.

Finally one DADDY sees if they can guess what the other DADDY hates and vice versa!

Give it a listen. Tell your friends. FUCK IT! It’s FREE right?!

Thanks as always BONERS!

Bugs? Goodnight!

Hey daddies!

You hear that? It’s a nice sounding episode without any audio glitches! Hooray! You can once again hear all of our off-topic tangents loud and clear! Speaking of topics, here they are:

This week we recap both of Josh’s birthday parties. One had oysters and video games, the other had laser tag and drama! Which one was better? YOU DECIDE!

Brian then tells us about some crazy science news. Apparently they’ll be able to 3d print human organs soon. Does this mean we can have multiple hearts? Like, just to have? Only time will tell. Also, they might be able to create babies from three different parents’ DNA. We weigh in on the pros and cons of this new combo of birds and bees. Bottom line: if it means more daddies, we’re in. We. Love. Daddies.

Finally, we discuss the different methods of ending relationships depending on the length of said relationship. Do you have a crazy breakup story? Tell us about it at [email protected]!

Thanks for listening, boner daddies!