This week we discuss the gout dick sucker of Real Housewives, which reality TV stars we’re gonna be for Halloween 2025, the gag-worthy finale of Big Brother 27, and the spitting, puking, and pissing on the Survivor 49 premiere.

This week we discuss the Rapture being a flop, whether or not pyrotechnics belong at a funeral, Rihanna breaking records with Breakin’ Dishes, and Xtina reviving Bionic at Portola Festival.

This week we discuss the rise of Etsy Witches, Kori King as Michael Jackson at the Emmys, my trip to the Stardew Valley symphony of seasons concert, and Kiwi the Bird for Mother of the Year.

This week we mourn the loss of Rolling Ray, we recap Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes at the VMAs, we discuss Lady Gaga giving the Ally McBeal dancing baby her comeback, and which songs were on TikTok’s Song of the Summer list for 2025 - spoiler, none of them are from this year!

This week we discuss Trump’s death rumors, Cracker Barrel’s rebrand disaster and Chipotle’s delivery drones, which Pentatonix member is going on Dancing with the Stars, plus the Rachel Reillaissance on Big Brother.

This week we discuss the truth about the Sabrina Carpenter listening party cougher, if Limp Bizkit ever did it all for the Throokie, my experience skinning a thrifted cursed Furby, and surprise! The Plague is BACK!

This week we discuss the END of Christian Girl Autumn, mother of the year contender Gladys from Weapons, which new horror movies should get the Scary Movie 6 treatment, & whether being called a Good Boy gets our tails wagging or gives us millennial paws.

This week we discuss how MGK is the new Mariah, the Swedish Hicksonas behind Cotton Eyed Joe, Carrie Underwood struggling on the farm, JLO vs. the cricket, Lana Del Rey vs. Ethel Cain, & which celebrity publicists are trying to outsmart SEO.

This week we discuss my trip to Potato Springs, Grimace revealing his DNA results, Calvin Harris using a placenta as a skip-it, and the new Chili’s Booth Leather Boots.

This week we discuss the devil in my stove, Harry Styles double sided dildo, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, Chuck E Cheese arrested for credit card fraud, Nancy Pelosi at the Mayhem Ball, and the US government Venmo requesting to get out of debt.