Recorded September 10, 2019. Julie calls in from vacation at the beach and we chat about prospects, people who haven't signed contracts, and shame all our friends who think Sidney Crosby is hot.

Recorded August 28, 2019. Big Name Caps Fan Sam the Horn Guy joins us to talk the MTV VMAs (?) and his origin story. We also cover RFAs (again), Kuznetsov (again), and talk about the final count of the Dangle Jar and the origin of the Crasher Shot (and doing Crasher Shots with Steve Dangle) - and you can get all the details for our remote recording at Tenth Ward Distilling Company in Frederick, Maryland on September 26th!

Recorded August 14, 2019. In the most NSFW episode ever, Julie and Amy discuss RFAs (including Mitch Marner, at length), Brooks Laich's toe fetish, and drive up the value of the Dangle Jar. Oh, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Recorded July 31, 2019. We talk Caps cap woes, thongs, William Nylander's cornrows (and watermelon crushers), and have a very special guest in Ollie the foster dog who has the loudest bark in the history of existence. Also, Julie attempts at length to describe what shitty ice feels like to skate on.

Recorded July 9, 2019. We talk Free Agent Frenzy, Stranger Things (mild spoilers?), and trades. Julie reveals ancient Leo secrets to help you better understand Sidney Crosby and the best ways to numb yourself to Free Agency heartbreak.

Recorded June 24, 2019. The cat is an agent of chaos, Kuzy and Ollie are humping in the kitchen, and Henry is very distraught to be left out of everything. Oh, and Julie and Amy do some talking about the draft, the awards, and the salary cap in there somewhere. (Emetophobia TW from 26:31 to 28:09 and from 29:13 to 30:50.)

Recorded June 12, 2019. Amy's mom Pam joins us and we talk 60's nylons, the Bruins, Amy's first hockey game, and the infamous nut huggers. Oh, and the Bruins lose the Stanley Cup final, so Julie legitimately sobs on recording. Awkwarddddd.

Recorded May 27, 2019. With a lack of actual hockey content due to a 11 day Bruins layoff, Julie and Amy talk about the Game of Thrones finale, Julie's white boy face blindness, which Bruin may be The Bruin For You, and what summery drinks the Washington Capitals are. TRIGGER WARNING: we talk about the Kuznetsov thing from 18:47 to 20:23 and 21:19 to 22:13.

Recorded May 13, 2019. Antivaxx mom Gary Bettman, the Brad Marchand Problem, Swedish Marshmallows, Russian Peaches, and semi-serious Washington Capitals analysis.

Recorded April 29, 2019. Julie and Amy talk about playoff officiating (again), Mike Milbury's vendetta against Marcus Johansson, Calder and Hart trophy noms, Finnish boyfriends, and play a round of FMK for which pending Washington Capitals free agent should get a contract this summer. (With a surprise special guest.)