What a relief, what a surprise, what a positive development!  Puddle, it turns out, is a science teacher, educating America's children through tangible, hands-on experiences in pipes, digestive tracks, mucus membranes, and space!  We discuss how you can be a good teacher without earning the ire and protest power of suburban Karens everywhere, how witchcraft might be involved, and if "wild red hair" is the style Puddle would have gone for.

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