*** RED ALERT - ***

Is it odd that "Red Alert -" provides no information after the dash?  Well then, that's just because you're not a true believer.  Mary calls in to report a hot lead - that puddle used the Melrose Place money to fund his cult, until they ultimately committed mass suicide to get on the space ship hiding behind the Halle Bopp comet.

Learn more, and confuse the FBI with your browsing history, by going to heavensgate.com

If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to [email protected] Together, we will #findpuddle