"For you yourselves know perfectly that the day of the [next Puff Chats episode] so cometh as a thief in the night."

Tracklist:

1. James Ferroro - Global Lunch

2. Cloud - Thinking Of You

3. Twin Sister - Kimmi In A Rice Field (Balam Acab Remix)

4. Sade - Kiss of Life

5. Luvian - My Life

6. Fleetwood Mac - Seven Wonders

7. Kings of Convenience - Singing Softly To Me

8. Heavenly Beat - Faithless

9. Kakkmaddafakka - Restless

10. Drake - The Ride

11. Lil B - California Boy

****PUFF-SCLUSIVE RADIO CALL-IN PUFF-STRAVAGANZA FT. PARTY PUFF-RESSPONDENT PUFF-RINA CHEN (PUFF)****

12. M.I.K. - Do It (Kahn Remix)

13. Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed (Joker's Bait Drum Remix)

14. College - A Real Hero (ft. Electric Youth)

15. Supreme Cuts - Silkk

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Coming in low over the horizon so as to avoid detection by all but the sharpest of digital eyes, here's Episode 16. Recorded in the hazy halcyon days of yore-- almost exactly one year ago.

PRE-POSTSCRIPT: Saintly turdballs. For whatever reason, this one never really showed up in our iTunes podcast feed. Dust off this old gem, and whet your appetites, dear Puff Legionnaires.

POSTSCRIPT: HOLY SHITBALLS. To the millions of rabid megafans who stormed our central PuffQuarters to righteously protest the fact that I was trying to pass off the old Episode 15 file as a brand new one, please let the great conflagration in your hearts be swiftly quelled. I, the Noblest of Faux-Webmasters, just realized my mistake and have made the necessary corrections. My humblest apologies ("forgiveness preez").

1. Michael Jackson - Off The Wall

2. Zapp & Roger - I Want To Be Your Man

3. Admiral Bailey - Gimme Punanny

4. Evely 'Champagne' King - Love Come Down

5. MJ Cole ft. Digga - Gotta Have It

6. Anavan - The Perfect Sound

7. PNAU ft. Ladyhawke - Embrace (Fred Falke + Miami Horror Remix)

**SPECIAL REPORT FROM PUFF INDUSTRIES' SF PARTY CORRESPONDENTS**

8. Kleerup ft. Lykke Li - Until We Bleed

9. Burial & Four Tet - Wolf Cub (The Xx Edit from FACT Mix 70)

10. Dirty Projectors - Stillness Is The Move (Lucky Dragons Remix)

11. Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real

12. Audrey 3000 ft. Mr. Hopkinson's Computer - Baby I Got Your Money (ODB Cover)

13. Joy Orbison - Hyph Mngo

14. Kings Of Convenience - Boat Behind

15. Voxtrot - Berlin Without Return...

16. Dum Dum Girls - Jail La La

17. Black Moth Super Rainbow - Born On A Day The Sun Didn't Rise

18. The Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

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By the blackest of magicks contained within the pages of an apocryphal tome, the ribbed spine of which bears the barely-legible imprint, "Puffronomicon", Nature herself has been bent to my own twisted will. The very Earth now splits asunder, spilling forth its dead. What was thought peacefully interred now shambles forth to podcast once again!

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Pufftagn!

(We're back from our seemingly-interminable hiatus. Don't be ashamed of the powerful tears of joy which, I'm sure, are streaming down your face at this very second.)

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1. Gui Boratto - No Turning Back

2. Royksopp - This Must Be It

3. Peter Gabriel - Cape Cod (Vampire Weekend Cover)

4. My Bloody Valentine - Soon (The Andrew Weatherall Remix)

5. Lil Wayne - Filet Mignone

6. Skream - Meta-Lick

7. Kode9 - Black Sun

8. Kyla - Do You Mind

9. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll

10. Prince - Controversy (Peter Black's Purple Mix)

11. The Whitest Boy Alive - 1517

12. She & Him - Why Do You Let Me Stay Here

13. Massive Attack - Protection (7'' Edit)

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It is with heavy heart that I must dedicate this very special episode of Puff Chats to Some Damn Coyote, who I-- the Freshest of Cheddars-- mercilessly ran down on the 580 Freeway just south of Tracy, California on February 27, in the Year of Our Lord 2009.

For the record Some Damn Coyote, your mangy little body did a real number on the radiator of my car. But you can't spell "magnanimity" without "Cheez" (humor me, I'm real short on ideas here), so this episode goes out to you anyway, you rascally little mongrel. Hope Coyote Heaven is full of fat, lazy rabbits and somewhat less busy freeways that you can jump onto as suddenly as you'd like.

Only tepidly remorseful,

Webmaster Cheez

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1. The Field - Over The Ice

2. Mylo - I'm Back

3. Thony Ritz - What I Am (Louis La Roche Remix)

4. Sasha - Xpander (Edit)

5. The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Telegram

6. Ariel Pink - Crybaby

7. Lil Wayne - Yes (ft. Pharrell Williams)

8. Kid606 - Mr. Wobbles Nightmare

9. Hudson Mohawke - ZooO00oO0m

10. Lemonade - Big Weekend

11. Omni Trio - Renegade Snares

12. Land Of Talk - Got A Call

13. Bang Gang - The World Is Gray

14. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Gentle Sons

15. The Beatles - Rocky Raccoon

16. Calvin Harris - I'm Not Alone

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I don't mean to cast any aspersions upon you, our Most Honorable and Smartly-Discerning Listeners, but Monsieur Cheez knows that you sneaky synth sluts and bass junkies have been trying to hide how deeply your habits run.

While that usually doesn't deter Puff Industries from pumping up the jamz, yeah-- pump, pump it up-- this New Year's season of reflection and self-improvement leaves me loath to capitalize upon your collective iniquity for The Puff's personal gain. So in the name of convalescence, we've cooked up a chaste, beat-free episode of Puff Chats. Dancing is strictly verboten.

And once again, in our never-ending quest to find a way to phase Loche Gabbana out of Puff Chats, we've enlisted the aid of a special guest DJ, Miss Herro Interrobang. A real mouthful of a moniker, that.

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1. Connie Francis - Siboney

2. Primal Scream - I'm Coming Down

3. Grizzly Bear - Knife

4. Telefon Tel Aviv - Sound In A Dark Room

5. M83 - Skin Of The Night

6. The Airfields - The Long Way Home

7. Asobi Seksu - Lions And Tigers

8. A Lily - You Are The Sun, Your Eyes Are The Sun

9. Tiger Trap - Words And Smiles

10. The Cardigans - Lovefool

11. Jamie Lidell - Little Bit Of Feel Good

12. Max Tundra - Which Song

13. Cex - Theme Song To Cex

14. Trentmoller - Moan

15. Slowdive - Morningrise

16. Fleet Foxes - Quiet Houses

17. Acid House Kings - This Heart Is A Stone

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Aww, hell. Less than a week after the last release, the goddamned liberal media and their "Gotcha" Journalism caught wind of a new Puffisode, and are demanding full and complete disclosure.

Well, let it not be said that Young Cheez doesn't know how to play ball. Many a ball has he played. A supreme ball-handler, he.

Gorge yourselves upon Episode 12, freshly recorded this past evening in the opulent Puff Industries Central HQ.

To the Board of Directors: Thank you for the focus group data. We're doing our best to phase out Loche Gabbana's "strange and alienating" presence on the show by importing a fabulous guest DJ straight from Australia: Puffriginal member, Tokyo Chanel. Records indicate that he skews great amongst problem drinkers and impressionable teen audiences.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes,

Cheez

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1. Nathan Fake - The Sky Was Pink (Deadmau5 Edit)

2. The Presets - Talk Like That (Miami Horror Remix)

3. Sonny J - Can't Stop Movin

4. Pylon - Cool

5. Annie - Two Of Hearts (Stacey Q Cover)

6. Laidback Luke - Break The House Down

7. A-Trak - Say Whoa (Sinden Remix)

8. Frontside - Dammerung

9. Towa Tei - Risk Some Soul

10. **RC'S FRENCH IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS MINE!**

11. Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U

12. Tennishero - Midnight Love

13. New Order - Hurt

14. Cornelius - Drop

15. TV Rock vs. Dukes of Windsor - The Others

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So, like, we remembered that we started this whole goddamn thing as a vehicle for our slick, million-dollar podcast. So it's time to make good with the actual podcasting part and not just leave me alone to post sweet music videos when I'm intoxicated.

Enjoy Episode 11, in all its lush, verdant splendor.

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1. Kish Mauve - Lose Control (Fred Falke Remix)

2. David Byrne & Brian Eno - Strange Overtones

3. New Order - Temptation (12'' Mix)

4. Radiohead - Talk Show Host

5. The Bug - Skeng (ft. Killa P & Flowdan)

6. The Ragga Twins - Love Talk

7. The Legends - Nothing To Be Done

8. Lykke Li - Breaking Up

9. The Mole - Baby You're The One

10. Lost Tribe - Angel (Edit)

11. Platnum - Love Shy (Virgo vs. Agent X Club Mix)

12. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat (Calvin Harris Remix)

13. Bjork - Dull Flame Of Desire (Modeselektor's Remix For Girls)

14. Ulrich Schnauss - Goodbye

15. Kap Bambino - Hunger Texas

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WOOOOOO!

EPISODE X!

DOUBLE DIGITS IN EVERYTHING BUT ROMAN NUMERALS!

HELLA VULGARITIES IN THE POST TITLE!

WOOOOOO!

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1. CSS - Beautiful Song

2. Good Shoes - Photos On My Wall

3. The Coathangers - Don't Touch My Shit

4. Lil Wayne - A Milli (Flying Lotus Remix)

5. Nu Ravers On The Block - UNKNOWN

6. Herve - Cheap Thrills (ft. Plastic Little)

7. Cut copy - Lights & Music (Boyz Noize Happy Birthday Mix)

8. Zeigest - Tar Heart

9. Louderbach aka Troy Pierce - Grace (Anxiety)

10. Primal Scream - Higher Than The Sun

11. Sigur Ros - **Some stupid goddamn gibberish name**

12. Second Hand Furniture - You Are Not The Same (Pt. 2)

13. The Lovekevins - Private Life Of A Cat

14. Teenagers In Tokyo - Very Vampyr

15. Lucky Dragons - Mercy

16. Gabrielle - Rise (Deep Dish Hi-Rise Dub/Remix)

17. Supertramp - The Logical Song

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Before we get to Episode 9, I thought I'd present a short summary of some fascinating data I collected on a recent anthropological expedition. This is just some of the shit out there that's way suckier than this blog which will appear when you search for "Puff Chats" on Google:

Exhibit A: Interstitial Lung Disease

"About Huff n Puff Chat

Welcome to Huff'N Puff Interstitial Lung Disease Forum."

Exhibit B: Puff-sleeved Tees

"Le Chat Puff-sleeved Tee - Aqua

Le Chat Puff-sleeved Tee - Aqua. by Deadworry. #020dea0ds. $18.00 Meow! So adorable! A cute vintage black kitty image is silk-screened onto this cute aqua..."

Exhibit C: Total gibberish

"January 2003: Herium* Chat Puffs - Perishable Press

puffy puffer dimsum dive in? mother puffer huffin and uh puufinn puff puff gassy puffs gas ape gass man total gass melt your eyeballsss herium.**"

Fascinating! Anyway, Episode 9. Have at it!

XOXOXO,

Cheez

*Yes, Ryan. They replaced the L in "helium" with an R. Yes, they're probably Asian. You'd better not be laughing, or I'm gonna fuck you up.

**Yeah. Twice. Seriously, I'll fuck you right up.

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1. The Field - Everyday

2. The Whitest Boy Alive - Burning (Krazy Fiesta Remix)

3. Annie - The Wedding

4. Ramsey & Co. - Love Call

5. Betty Wright - Clean Up Woman

6. Air France - No Excuses

7. Cut Copy - So Haunted

8. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Kurt Cobain's Cardigan

9. The Shout Out Louds - Impossible

10. Puzique - Don't Go

11. Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter (ft. Jay-Z)

12. Dreamteam - Switch

13. Michael Jackson - Rock With You (Freemasons Bootleg Remix)

14. Kristine Blond - Love Shy

15. The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix)

16. Hari And Aino - Your Heartache And Mine

17. Proxy - Raven (Live)

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Aaaand I'm back to overcompensate y'all like an abusive parent. Dig that double dose of updates!

Sharpest of Cheddars, signing out. <3 br="br">
Administrative Postscript: RC Versace made like HTML was a set of turntables and magicked up a couple handy links on the upper left-hand side of the page here. We've got an RSS feed for our page, and our podcast subscription link. Remember: every tenth subscriber wins a whole night of don't-ask-don't-tell companionship with our very own Loche Gabanna. (Don't worry about the post-coital weeping; he's a delicate flower.)

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1. Jean Claude Ades & Vincent Thomas - Shingaling
2. Prefuse 73 - Nightlight (ft. Miho Hatori)
3. Cornelius - Drop (Kings Of Convenience Remix)
4. Surkin - Next Of Kin
5. Surkin - White Knight 2
6. Lykke Li vs. Gui Boratto - Beauty Flies
7. Radiohead - There There
8. Je Suis Animal - Secret Place
9. Primal Scream - Movin' On Up
10. Flight Of The Conchords - Business Time
11. Yeasayer - 2080
12. Panda Riot - Paper Planes (M.I.A. Cover)
13. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Kingdom Remix)
14. Wiley - Wearing My Rolex (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)
15. Distance - Touch It (Remix)
16. Soft Tigers - Ice Cream (Waxmasters Remix)
17. Midfield General - Disco Siren
18. Gentle Touch - Expectations

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