Patti comes This Close to swearing like a sailor when Trump calls off MLB’s agreement with Cuba. Boyfriend Ronald Acuña, Jr. signs a deal for life-changing money, Christian Yelich becomes a spokesmodel for good in the world, and David Price wants to see Mookie Betts’ face everywhere. This week’s baseball math takes us to infinity and beyond with Trevor Rosenthal’s impossible ERA. Yasiel Puig clears the benches, fuels the fracas, and re-ups the ruckus. Not sure when it is permissible to boo? We’ve got you covered.  Betsy Haugh, General Manager of the Pulaski Yankees, tells us of her path to leadership in MiLB, the importance of women mentoring other women in front office gigs, and the advanced rookie league promotion not to be missed. Hint: it involves Pets or Meat, and a field trip. Pottymouth has a backyard and Patti has a freezer.