It's the calm before the television storm as we are on the verge of ALL THE SHOWS RETURNING TO TV! To prepare you all for what's in store, Jack and Aaron give you a preview of everything set to return for the month of September.

But first ... THE NEWS!

"Stranger Things" has finally gotten the green light for Season 2. Greg Nicotero may have spoiled who Negan kills in the Season 7 premiere. Is it Glenn and Maggie? "Star Trek: Discovery" will come with novel and comic book tie-ins. Stephen Amell just may compete in "American Ninja Warrior." FOX and Greg Berlanti are bringing "Black Lightning" to TV. Netflix has upped their geek cred with "Bill Nye Saves the World," "The White Rabbit Project" and the return of "MST3K." There's a "sexy, contemporary" series based on "Oliver Twist" coming to NBC because, sure. Dick Wolf is getting in the boy band game with Zayn Malick with the new series, "Boys." And Matthew McConaughey has gone full McConaughey in the new Wild Turkey commercial.

AARON'S LOSERS: "Emeril's Eat the World" and "Fear the Walking Dead"

JACK'S LOSERS: "Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe"

AARON'S FENCER: "Mr. Robot"

JACK'S FENCERS: "The Daily Show"

AARON'S WINNER: "Roadies," "Narcos, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, "Atlanta" and "BrainDead"

JACK'S WINNERS: "Elvis & Nixon," "Bojack Horseman," "Outcast," "The Fundamentals of Caring," "Braindead" and "Late Night with Seth Meyers"

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