Tune in for a breakdown of the F1 Monaco Grand Prix red carpet, red hats, hairpins, heiresses, and haircuts as we dive into the deep end of the Monte Carlo swimming pool

Tune in to pay your respects to Niki Lauda, chortle at McLaren falling on their face at Indy 500 Qualifying, and hear bold predictions for the Monaco Grand Prix

We do our best to fix F1 for the future and go all in on Max Verstappen to break up the Benz dominance

Purple Sector somehow manages to polish the turd that was the F1 Spanish Grand Prix which essentially served as the coronation of Mercedes

Apparently, our mocking the F1 TV streaming issues led to a bug in our own system as we received spam calls and had Skype problems during our Spanish Grand Prixview

We take a deep dive into the fallout from Baku, pour salt in the Renault vs Red Bull wound, and ponder when authentic Ferrari will show up on the grid

We blabber about Bottas' Baku breakthrough, Ferrari failures, Ricciardo reversing, Johnny Herbert breaking wind on the bird, and are apparently awash with alliteration in this episode description.

The F1 Azerbaijan Grand Prix is trending in the right direction after manhole attacks, pitlane penalties, and multiple crashes in Friday's Free Practices so listen in as we discuss it all ahead of this weekend's race in Baku

We squeeze every ounce of juice from a rotten F1 Race 1000 in China, blush over hot young studs, and hand out Yellow Cards for rough racing

Listen in as we clean our plates of all the latest motorsport news and get ready for dessert in Shanghai for F1 Race 1000 at the Chinese Grand Prix