“Would you date someone who refuses to buy feminine hygiene products—or has angry eyebrows?”

In this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, Sandy and Tricia dive into the oddly specific dealbreakers women over 40 say they absolutely need in a partner. From beard preferences to meme etiquette, this hilarious segment reveals how dating changes when you know exactly what you want—and what you won’t tolerate. But first, Sandy shares a jaw-dropping story about Vladimir Putin’s travel routine that’s equal parts bizarre and brilliant: his security detail reportedly collects his waste to prevent foreign governments from analyzing his health. Gross? Yes. Fascinating? Absolutely. Then, Tricia brings us the “Story We Love” featuring the Band Together Texas benefit concert at the Moody Center, where stars like Miranda Lambert, Matthew McConaughey, and Vince Young helped raise over \$8.5 million for flood relief. The debate over who got the biggest crowd reaction—McConaughey or Vince Young—sparks some passionate Longhorn nostalgia. Notable Quotes:

• “If you spit, I’m out. No spitters allowed.”
• “You must be willing to buy feminine hygiene products without complaint.”
• “Putin’s team collects his poo. That’s next-level privacy.”
• “JB and I hugged once—and it was because Vince Young won the Rose Bowl.”

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