With Trevor on vacation, Josh turns his insatiable Q lust on an old friend: Dr. Scott Wagner, an actual doctor. Can Scott direct Josh on how to save a man's life with no medical training? Tune in to hear the miracle of life (or death). Plus: Star Wars, the "theory" of evolution, and more.

Josh finds travel a bit difficult, so this Q from Trevor counts as a psychic attack against him as he must plot out a twelved-location itinerary. Which lands will Josh visit, and how many are problematic? Also: the usual grab bag of Simpsons quotes and more.

Abortion and tipping: the two topics that most often threaten the integrity of our peaceful discussions on the Internet. Josh invites Trevor to detail his methodology for this unique and not-at-all-bad custom. Also: politics, Star Wars, and other stupidities.

As kids, there are certain possessions we long for that transcend mere materialism; they can take on almost totemic powers in their significance to us. What is this for Josh, and will simply buying it in adulthood make him feel complete? Also: bad neighbor stories and more.

Different houses have different rules, whether it's your God-fearing neighbors' house (more rules) or the White House (no rules). In this episode, Trevor explores the rules of his own home. Plus: the block chain, death museums, and much more.

Holy smokes! There's a new Pope in town. But what if that Pope was Josh? Which Papal name would he choose? And would he do enough to spur an Antipope to rise up against him? Plus: a popular musical the boys don't like, Lyndon LaRouche, and more.

Food. Shelter. Satiety for our ceaseless blood thirst. Sure, we all need these to live. But what about mandatories that aren't connected to survival? What does Trevor require to make his days rise above mere existence? Find out. Plus: the movies of our youth, Trevor's dad, and more.

Is this sponsored content? No; the boys only wish it were. On TV's The White Lotus, people find themselves at a luxury resort where morals are tested and the depths of souls are plumbed. If Josh had to take such a spooky trip, what would it look like? Also: more Conan and more politics in this surprising daytime-recorded episode.

Politics. Religion. Shower time. These are the beliefs that divide our nation. In this episode, you'll learn where Trevor stands on one of these. Plus: why it used to be cool to assault people as a rock star, t-shirts commemorating bombings, and more.

(Insert sex joke here.) Anyway, if you're a well-adjusted human being who is comfortable in your own skin, you can probably get up to all sorts of solo adventures. As we learn, Josh is not that person. Also covered: what would happen if Martin Sheen were real.