Qualified for Nothing

In today's trainwreck, the Qualified for Nothing gang attempt to discuss the best acts of petty revenge. Hamish explains that you should train bees to attack your neighbors when they're being too noisy, Celaine talks about what it's like to be banned from DoorDash (she has a private chef so it doesn't matter anyway), and Kim tries her best not to fall asleep mid recording. She also threatens to kill someone once more (let's be real, it's gonna be Hamish again).

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In this week's episode of our beloved advice podcast, Qualified for Nothing, Hamish has his hygiene insulted by a co-host, not naming names or anything but it rhymes with Jim (Hamish smells amazing btw), Celaine tells you to send your roommate to the streets if they're complaining about the temperature and Kim tries to explain the American power system by describing a light switch for the outlet (she's sleep deprived).

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Holy 20th episode, Batman! Can you believe it? We made it to 20 whole episodes! In this episode, the gang lose their minds slowly (it gets worse over the next few weeks #spoilers), Kim tells us about the time she reported a coworker for smoking crack on the job, Celaine tells us that you probably shouldn't leave your kids unattended with a stranger, and Hamish explains that being a cheapskate is the best way to say sorry to your partner. Fun episode spoiler: Kim threatens to kill Hamish! :)

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In this episode of Qualified for Nothing, the gang answer your stupid questions YET again! Kim gives us her stance on whether or not you should wait for other people to begin eating at the dinner table, Hamish tells us about the time he saw someone at the urinal with his pants around his ankles and Celaine proposes we do an ancestry test to find out if we're all related.

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In this week's episode, Kim discusses the ethics behind sending people to prison for being too stupid, Hamish plots to destroy the Homeowner's Association (QFN does not associate with those statements), and Celaine talks about how to turn your local Social Security Office into a fun LEGO set! Fun QFN fact of the day: Did you know that Kim is allergic to her own dog? Like, imagine being allergic to your own son 😭That's so funny, everyone should point and laugh in the chat!

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In this week's episode, Hamish explains the best way for your brother's wife (and probably you) to become an international threat is to frame her for the No-Fly List, Celaine finds out the REAL reason Kim isn't allowed to have a dog (don't tell her actual dog), and Kim explains to us the phenomenon that is the weather that turns you gay (after your boyfriend calls you mommy?). Guys, can you believe it? We reached FIVE HUNDRED YouTube subscribers, and to honour that, we now have MERCH! https://shop.qualifiedfornothing.com Follow  ⁨@CelainesASMR⁩ : https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow ⁨@idakim⁩ : https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow ⁨@memefarmerhamish⁩ ⁠⁠⁠: https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/

In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, Hamish teaches you how to safely leave your kids at home while you go to work or Egypt or something, Celaine discusses the ethics of having beef with a 13 year old, and Kim forgets the name of the podcast yet again, despite us being 16 episodes in. You'd think she'd know it by now, huh? Celaine likes feet btw

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In this week's episode of Qualified for Nothing, these three ADHD-riddled goofs fail to stay on topic answering your stupid questions. Kim wouldn't let us call this episode "The Piss Episode" so we had to make do. (hi chat btw)

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In this week's trainwreck, Kim tells us that you should find a way to get rid of your sister-in-law's kid before he inevitably grows up to become a serial killer, Hamish explains that the world's gayest straight man is probably just refusing to come out of the closet, and Celaine attempts to discuss preventing a daughter from going to the funeral of her dead friend while the other two morons lose it at 67.

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In today's episode of Qualified for Nothing, three childless friends rant and rave and, despite their tangents, tell you, dear audience member, that the worst way to mother a child is to get inappropriately close with your son. Which you probably didn't need our help to work out.Follow  @CelainesASMR ⁠⁠⁠: https://linktr.ee/celainesasmrFollow  @idakim : https://idakim.carrd.co/Follow  @memefarmerhamish : https://memefarmerhamish.com/pages/socialsGot a problem you want our (un)qualified advice on? Send us an message at https://qualifiedfornothing.com/