Qualified Nonsense

By Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified man

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How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 125 episodes available.

Qualified Nonsense episodes:

February 09, 2026 Balancing the Geek and the Freak
This week, we start things off on a geeky note by touching on topics like the LIGO Hanford Observatory, Lord of the Rings, video games, and PCs before fully devolving into matters of both the boudoir and the scatalogical. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we’re all about finding balance.
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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52min
February 02, 2026 (Stumblebum) Beer, Cheese, and Fries - Ft. Eli Green
For the first time ever, we at QN have a +1! Our friend and entrepreneur Eli Green, proprietor or Stumblebum Beer Company, joins us for talking shop and slingin’ shi– Reddit questions…
Eli gives us the skinny on delicious beer, fry-flights, and “use it or lose it skillz”. And do we stop there?! Is a fog’s butt water-tight?!? We talk about beer nostalgia and what takes us back to a time where our livers and metabolism were more forgiving…
Check out our guest, Eli at:
Stumblebum Beer Company
1965 W Maple Road
Troy, MI 48084
www.stumblebumbeer.com
IG: @stumblebumbeer
FB: Stumblebum Beer Co
"It's not where you are, but your reason for being there"

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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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1h 19min
January 26, 2026New Year, New Season, New Us
We're back BABY! Back with more Nonsense and decidedly less Qualified, Brandon, Jake, and Matt bring the fun discussing holiday updates before sinking head first into the nitty gritty that makes you want to come back! Subjects like "legal, but you're a jerk if you do it" and "why don't more folks target the nards?"
See? Precisely what you've been longing for over our holiday break. You're welcome...
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord (New!): https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
59min
November 18, 2025Season 2 Finale!!!
This was our live show! No edits (except songs)(...and a small set of gaps at the beginning)... but aside from that totally RAW!!!
Happy end of Season 2, 2025, and hoping everyone has a good holiday and end of year.
xoxo
QN Team
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 8min
November 10, 2025Penultimate Season Banger!
That's right, folks. The holidays are coming and so are we! wait...
This is our penultimate episode for season 2. We discuss fun things that we've never talked about before, like being old, pulling our backs, and the general wears and tears of time itself on the fragile finite human existence.
But that's not all!
We talk about deal breakers for hamburgers and drunk people vs stoned people! Because that's the kind of show we are. We cover all the bases! What other podcast does that? Nobody!
JOIN US FOR OUR LIVE SHOW ON NOV 17 @ 6PT/9ET
YOUTUBE.COM/@QUALIFIEDNONSENSE
TWITCH.TV/QUALIFIEDNONSENSE
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
55min
November 03, 2025Essentials and Adult Sleepovers
Same old, same old. Just a few hunky guys talking about being hunks doing hunky things with lil hardware, you feel? We're closing in on the end of the season and year. Listen in. Join us for Nov 17 when we do it on a live cam... er.. live.
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
53min
October 27, 2025Halloweenies on Mic!
BOO!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 3min
October 20, 2025Growing Up and Smelling nice!
Good clean fun. That's what we do. Sure it's listed as "explicit" and "for mature audiences"... and so what if we say $#*!, #@&% and #*@&$^#. We're here for a good time. And more importantly, we're here to bring the peer reviewed*, formally educated*, experts*. And frankly speaking, you're welcome.
QN gets into what was rotten as a kid but pretty nice as an adult as well as getting into the important topics of fragrances and human attraction (or repellant).
Join us for the good stuff.
*none of that is true, at all.
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
46min
October 13, 2025Birding, naughty media, and saving humanity (kinda)
Let's just be crystal clear out the gate: this is episode 48 but in our hearts and minds (and calendars) this was supposed to be episode 47. So the intro was for last week. Come on, most of you listen to this for free anyway, so let's just let this one go.
I'll do you one better: become a Patron and we'll get Jake to read whatever you have to say on the subject of our goof up. You'll get a personal callout. We'll praise your patronage and also clap back if you say anything mean. Because if we're nothing at all, we're fragile, straight, cis, white men who have egos like glass houses. We'll shatter and make a big ol' scene. Test us!
Just go to https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense do it, we dare you!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
52min
October 06, 2025Wink and a Smile (and a noise?)
Short a sweet. 3 guys chit chatting nothing weird. We don't flirt with each other and anything. We're married for gods sake. Take those smutty hopes and dreams aaaaaaaaaand check out our Patreon at https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense.
But also we talk about aging and noises we make now that we're all over 40. Oh, and we talk about flirting. But NOT WITH EACH OTHER THAT'S ON PATREON.
OK - carry on. As you were. Pip pip.
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
45min

FAQs about Qualified Nonsense:

How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 125 episodes available.