Qualified Nonsense

By Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified man

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How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 157 episodes available.

Qualified Nonsense episodes:

September 21, 2026 Washing Our Cars in the Rain
In this episode, we open by discussing our personal hygiene preferences, including a fierce debate about overhand/underhand toilet paper etiquette. We then talk about whether attacking someone online makes one a buttface, bot accounts, the hostility of redditors, what we’re most afraid of, facing our own mortality, ‘Weapons’ spoilers, retirement anxieties, ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle’, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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1h 6min
September 14, 2026 New York. London. Paris. Estacada.
This week we open the show talking about everyone’s favorite topic: local developments! We talk about the town of Estacada, Oregon, The Safari Club, a grisly murder, missed connections, types of coffee, dirty sodas, Zyn, and more! Plus, we answer a couple questions from reddit about how to tactfully leave a party and whether it is normal to need to spend all day in bed. We cover it all!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
56min
September 07, 2026 Precious Family Memories, Coming to a Dumpster Near You
We open things up on a downer note by discussing the passing of Dolly Parton, our favorite songs of hers, and separating the art from the artist. We then get into how to properly dispose of old family heirlooms no one wants, and which skill we would choose to compete against 100 people in a battle to the death. Plus, we talk about how we’re not confident in any of our skills, lasting legacies after we die, and more uplifting content!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 20min
August 31, 2026 For Sale: Children’s Couch, Never Smoked On
This week, we open the show talking about podcast statistics and how you, reading this right now, can help us grow! We then head into the content mines by answering some questions from reddit where we look at things that were once considered a sign of status that are now seen as cheap or cringey. Plus, we talk about Facebook Marketplace returns, a child possibly addicted to cigarettes, Brandon’s recent Ebay selling, stretch limos, Jake’s old Toyota Tercel, monocoque construction in vehicles, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
50min
August 24, 2026 Impress Your Friends by Learning Identity Theft
After Matt donned his new shades in the last episode, the rest of the gang joins him with sunglasses and backwards hats for no particular reason. Jake opens by reporting sad news about friend-of-the-show, Eli, and the future of Stumblebum Beer Co. We then get a little lighter by talking about skills that take less than an hour to learn that makes one look like a genius. We also figure out the etiquette of showing up to a friend’s house early. Plus, we talk stealing credit card numbers, picking locks, D&D, Matt’s habit of showing up early, and more!
Check out Stumblebum Beer Co: https://www.stumblebumbeer.com/
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h
August 17, 2026 That Boy Ain’t Wrong
Welcome to the introduction of cool sunglass Matt! Check out our Youtube Channel to see his new specs! After lavishing him with praise, we talk about pay-it-forward chains at drive-thrus, things that younger generations are rejecting, ways to scam your credit card company, old man complaints about our vision and hearing loss, the comeback of cigarettes, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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45min
August 10, 2026 All Work and No Bidet Makes Matt a Dull Boy
The boys are all back from traveling and vacationing and we are back to our regular recording setups this week. We open the show talking about our whereabouts, including a lengthy discussion of Matt’s newfound love of bidets. Plus, we into viewing luxury properties under false pretenses, how long is too long to wait for food at a restaurant before ditching, plus we talk about or dinnertimes, Jake’s experience in the restaurant world, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
52min
August 03, 2026 Fun in the Dying Sun
This week, it’s just Jake and Brandon toiling in the content mines while Matt takes some vacation time. We talk about colonoscopies, nagging existential questions, the sun dying, the comfort of feeling small in the vastness of the universe, cruise control, driver’s ed, outdoor hobbies, de-thatchers, male grooming devices, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h 9min
July 27, 2026 Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Podcaster’s Life For Me!
This week’s show opens with some chit-chat about underwear before we shift to how to spend/invest a lottery windfall, how we would spend lottery money, frivolous purchases, and the modern-day appeal of pirates and vikings. Plus, were pirates the pioneers of DEI hiring practices?! All that, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
53min
July 20, 2026 The Computer Wore White New Balance Tennis Shoes
Jake’s shipping up to Boston this week, so we’re partially recording on tour! Because he’s recording from a hotel room, the sound quality is a little different, but the content quality is off the charts! We discuss which stats we’d like to see about our lives, using ChatGPT to express kind sentiments, Boston sights, negativity and groupthink on Reddit, and more!
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Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Become a Patron!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense
Socials:
Discord: https://discord.gg/h8eXEEEFbc
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
53min

FAQs about Qualified Nonsense:

How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 157 episodes available.