Qualified Nonsense

By Qualified Nonsense

Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified man

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How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.

Qualified Nonsense episodes:

June 02, 2025QN Cocktail, friendly payouts, and simp for makeup (makedown?)
I don't want to toot my own horn, here: but these episode titles are tough... AnD i'M kIlLiNg It!
Pull up a stool (not that, gross, grow up) and shoot the shi... stool(?) with us while we discuss offensive drinks, dated media and the normal BS. And THEN we get into Reddit questions. Can you believe the first bit is just us talking, straight off the dome. Unbelievable. How talented are we? And handsome?! Simply shocking. Difficult to comprehend, really...
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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45min
May 26, 2025NPR but with trending ass hair.. wait.
Imagine a world - where the QN podcast did a mediocre job editing AND counting. Yes, we went from 26 to 28. The world shrieked in unison - "WhAt HaPpEnEd tO 27?!"
The world asked, and by God, we answered. Now, coming in luke-warm off the presses! Qualified Nonsense Season 2, Episode 27.
And the people rejoiced.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
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58min
May 19, 2025Aging and dating yourself: can't stop the first, may as well do the second!
We at it again. Get in here and for some wholesome updates about what a bunch of good guys we are and stick around for some deep, insightful prose about aging and taking care of yourself. This is a self-help podcast now. Before is was just fun and games. Now we're doing candles and gonging some temples bells and sh!t.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
49min
May 12, 2025Shakespeare, simping, and poop knockers - A Podcast
I want to personally apologize for the length of today's intro. It turns out, Shakespeare is not an audio only medium. OR perhaps Jake's retirement from acting is a blessing. Either way, we swashbuckle Reddit's toughest questions and you, YES YOU, get a front row seat. We talk about "pick-me" boys, stall knockers, and more!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
45min
May 05, 2025C-3PO, Discounds, and Eye-Rolls, OH MY!
Coming in hot with another absolute banger! May the 4th be with y'all and happy tidings! We giggle and talk worst purchasing decisions even at steep discounts. We then get into toe curling, cringe content "what will make you always roll your eyes".
Are we too old?! Hell, no! We're young and spritely. We have a podcast, for god's sake!
;-*
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
51min
April 28, 2025“Mildly Unwell” Root Canals & Restroom Revelations
In this week’s episode, Jake forgets how babies work, Brandon survives a dental war crime, and Matt becomes that guy who won’t shut up about The Sopranos.
Plus: a disturbingly detailed analysis of work bathroom politics, the horrifying surprises of post-30 bodies, and a deep dive into the most socially acceptable addiction (spoiler: it's not caffeine, but it is everywhere).
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h
April 21, 2025(no) Sympathy for the (rotund) Devil
Three intrepid heroes, rise from the field of battle, grasping at the will to live. To fight another day. To Podcast! Listen, as they dissect hostilities of society. Infiltrate the mindset of fat shaming.
Qualified? Hardly.
Nonsense? I think not!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
1h
April 14, 2025Making the world a better place, one fart at a time.
We've exhausted our supply of backlogged recordings and we're out here dropping some new sh!t. Straight off the dome. Right into your ear canals. Keeping that sh!t klean, you feel?
Ugh. I'm going to bed.
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
47min
April 07, 2025Sour Beer, Hidden Artifacts, and Cringe, OH MY!
Fear not. We are back. Come listen to our hot-take listener feedback about sour beer making (thanks brave reddididittter!). Feast your ears with some Indiana Jones level hidden secret artifact chit chat, and slap a bow on the top with a little chin wag about laying awake at night, staring up at the ceiling, going through life's memory rolodex of all the cringey, painful things you've ever said or done.
Gosh, doesn't that sound fun?! Have a listen!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
52min
March 31, 2025sCaNdAlOuS!!!
That's right, we know you come here for all the hot tea we be spillin! We have a loosey goosey intro for you followed by some bang up goss, straight off the (2002ish) press!
Wowee! Podcast charts can kiss my candy behind because we're out here dropping truth bombs! I hope the word doesn't get us flagged in some way. We're already "adult content".
But one thing is for certain. No distribution service will ever accuse us of having "mature content"!
ZING!!!!
Send any questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!
Socials:
Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense
YouTube: qualifiednonsense
X: @QNPodcast
Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt
Music: Ace
Sound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com
...more
52min

FAQs about Qualified Nonsense:

How many episodes does Qualified Nonsense have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.