Quantum Mechanic®

Jan 17, 2021 podcast

I talk about current events and there's a little comedy there some voices and some rambling it's about 9 minutes some of it's funny so check it out.

Dipshit Lost!!

No voter fraud, assholes!!

Oct 14, 2020 14:04

warning this podcast uses very colorful metaphors so you might want to tell your children to go into the other room while you play this.

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Don't Like Liberals?

Trump's Acts Against the Military by John Fugelsang.

This audio is taken from a thread of 24 tweets published by John Fugelsang on twitter from June 27th, 2020. Trump is no supporter of the military. He's not only against them, just using them as props, he's against the...

Free Ringtone "call me back"

James Carville on Trump.

Capt. Picard on Trump.

Trump is Lame song

Me as Morgan Freeman reading John Lewis Op-Ed

Reading John Lewis Op-Ed   While my time here has now come to an end, I want you to know that in the last days and hours of my life you inspired me. You filled me with hope about the next chapter...

we are back!

#TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

I wrote this just a little while ago. Hope you like it. This is the non-echo reverb version with a little better voicing. Taco trucks on every corner by DJ Quantum Mechanic I want me some tacos Yo quiero Mexico Everybody knows Trumpers are weirdos The Donald...

Taco Trucks On Every Corner Song

I wrote this today....hope you get a kick out of it. Taco trucks on every corner by DJ Quantum Mechanic I want me some tacos Yo quiero Mexico Everybody knows Trumpers are weirdos The Donald is a dumbass His Scampaign won't last Once he has enough cash He'll make a...

TRANCEndant 2

TRANCE, PSYTRANCE, PSYCHEDELIC, EDM, HOUSE, PROGRESSIVE HOUSE, SYNTHPOP Here's the track list.  This podcast is non-profit...for enjoyment and to promote new music and musicians.  01_asteroid_-_10th_planet_(original_mix).mp3  02-soundlift-summer_breeze__live_guitar_mix-repack.mp3  03 Astropilot - Eternity And Instants.mp3  04-sentinel_-_distance-mycel.mp3  05-static_movement_and_vertex-its_coming.mp3  06-opt-in-dont_you_know__original_mix.mp3  07-zeni_n-i_feel_love_(4u_remix).mp3  08-salt_ashes-if_you_let_me_go.flac  09-sam_sammer--good_good_guys_(guitarra_mix)-wus.mp3  10-branchie__bruno_kauffmann-damage.mp3

Bernie Sanders Helpful Household Hints #4 - These Actually Work!

Bernie Sanders reads some Helpful Household Hints. These actually work. (Comedy Voice Impression)

DJ Obnoxious in "TRADIO!"

This one is all me. It's based on actual calls I took for a local radio show in Salamanca in the 1990's I did by that name. As far as I know, that station and it's popular call in show...

Nightly Show Tribute - #Tonightly

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore is a spin-off of The Daily Show, which featured Wilmore as a recurring contributor billed as the “Senior Black Correspondent”. It premiered on January 19, 2015 on Comedy Central, and airs Mondays through Thursdays...

Bernie & Boehner Banter 8-10-16 (Comedy)

Bernie Sanders and John Boehner once again meet in a DC bar & talk about their exploits. Bernie's working on stopping Trump, Boehner is helping fellow GOP candidates on the road. #Comedy #Skit. #VoiceImpressions

Bernie's Helpful Household Hints III (These actually work!)

Bernie Sanders Helpful Household Hints...laugh with Bernie as you learn some helpful hints to make life easier!

Bernie Sanders' Home Remedies 2 (These Actually Work!)

Bernie Sanders Home Remedies...funny but these actually work.

TrumPLUGs Ad (parody)

Do you have a bone up your ass?  No? Do you WANT a bone up your ass? Well, worry not. We have the bone that'll make ya moan. TRUMPlugs. Discover the hard rubber & love the shove of a Trump...

Walter Cronkite To Trump

Me as Cronkite telling off Trump

Farts Unknown 2 - Parody of #PartsUnknown

Me as my heroes Anthony Bourdain and guest Morgan Freeman in a parody of Parts Unknown. In Farts Unknown, Uncle Tony judges cheese farts with the ASSistance of Morgan Freeman. 2 minutes of fun. No harm intended to either Bourdain...

Scotland Tweets Trump

Trump, while in Scotland, ignored the fact that Scotland voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU, and praised #brexit. Citizens of the great nation of Scotland responded with some of the funniest insults I've heard in a long while. Here...

Tiny Dingle - a non-tribute to Trump & his tiny "dingle."

Tiny Dingle (tiny dingle) Donald love to whine (loves to whine) Make him fappy (makes him fappy) All the damn time (all the damn time) Tiny Dingle (Tiny Dingle) Make me sick all over With a feeling that I'm gonna hurl till the end of time So here's...

This Week In Metaphysics 6-01-16 "Absolute Truth In 1 Paragraph"

Absolute Truth In One Paragraph Deities are a construct of the mind trying to compartmentalize The Grid. Check out "What The Bleep Do We Know." Book or film. Separation is an illusion. We are all one, as much as we don't...

Perspectives: The Dumbing Down Of America

I read from an article written by Ray Williams of PSYCHOLOGY TODAY Wired for Success Anti-Intellectualism and the "Dumbing Down" of America Posted Jul 07, 2014 There is a growing and disturbing trend of anti-intellectual elitism in American culture. It’s the dismissal of science,...

This Week In Metaphysics 5-25-16 "Happiness Is A Decision."

Happiness is a decision....it's one I struggle with all the time. One way I can at least go in that direction without "substances" is gratitude...counting the things that actually work for me in life. Being creative is another way, getting...

Celebrity Voices Say What YOU Want!

Hire me for your answering service, voice mail, gags, anything audio. Celebrity impressions saying anything you want for a great low price!

Bernie & Boehner Banter - 420 Edition

Bernie, tired from campaigning, stops in a bar where John Boehner is knocking back a few cold ones. They talk the race, Cruz, Clinton, Marijuana, and the difference between high and buzzed. 5 minutes of silliness from two politicians who...

This Week In Metaphysics 4-20-16 "Let's Talk About Soul."

The soul is pure energy, but coherent. Our bodies are matter, a slower vibrational state of energy, and is an organism. Think of it as traveling around in a late model car, with all its issues, contrivances and limitations. The...