Long time, no see! I’ve been stuck in corn teen for like 50 days! You too?! I know! This is my homily on the value of being alone for such a long stretch. In time alone, we can allow ourselves to be everything we would normally keep under wraps. Quarantine becomes a way to radically befriend ourselves, so that when we get back to Socializing in the new normal, we can do so with less anxiety and more joy.

WARNING: Episode has cussing and a “nice” white lady suggesting other white people be proactively committed and resolved about taking apart white supremacy in small, meaningful ways instead of just practicing self-care as a New Year’s Resolution in a vacuum of privilege.

Extremely perfect parent Kristin Harrison shares her secret and always effective methods for never yelling at your kids. Just kidding. No one is perfect, there are no easy answers. But in this episode, I share practical tips on how to keep your cool while dealing with small people (that may help you not yell at big people, too.) I also give a preview for the interviews that are soon to come.

Kristin outlines a fool-proof plan that you can follow in order to never get laid again. Speaking from her position as a single mom, of course these tips investigate how just getting laid or having random sex can be contrary to personal growth. She breaks down some of the big reasons why people might end up having unfulfilling sex, and then addresses how to use the desire to hook up as a path to growth and transformation. Definitely for mature audiences only.

We are all challenged at times by other people’s beliefs about who we are. In this episode, we talk about the importance of identifying your core beliefs about yourself and asserting them against the demeaning words or beliefs of the others who would try to diminish us.

In this episode, Kristin encourages listeners to not be super positive all the time and feel their crappy freaking feelings—to begin to develop a feelings key to decipher what an emotion is trying to teach us. While it’s an imperfect process, anger and disappointment ultimately teach us what matters and where we need to heal.

In this inaugural episode of The Quantum Peeper Podcast, host Kristin Harrison introduces herself and tells about her benign neglect parenting on a recent staycation where she catches a glimpse of herself in her kid while her daughter play, when things could have gone very wrong.